it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
04.12.2024 01:28
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it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
Me too!
Screenshot of a headline in The Atlantic reading “Crows are taking over American cities”
is this what they mean by rising murder rates in cities?
Eyeballing Jack Reacher right now. Big guy, obviously, but I don't think he sees me coming. As a henchman, this is the sort of moment that makes or breaks your career. I think I should go for it.