Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Republicans: Clinton, Obama, and Biden did all the same things you hate Trump for doing - where was your outrage then???
Me: If Clinton, Obama, and Biden were doing the same things Trump is doing, how come y'all hate them so much?
Republicans: 😐
Republicans under Clinton, Obama, and Biden:
THERE'S A BORDER CRISIS - WE'RE UNDER SIEGE 😭😭😭
Republicans under Trump:
Well actually, Clinton, Obama, and Biden deported more than Trump ever did. I am very smart and you should take me seriously.
Gen Xers will be like "Everything I know about politics I learned from Rage Against the Machine," and every Rage song is like -
Guitar: (Wah-wah widdly noises)
Sideshow Bob: "DID YOU KNOW THE GOVERNMENT IS BAD? *I DID!* FFFFFFFFUCK!"
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits
😎✌️🌟❤️🎶🌈🥦☮️
And they stand at the counter scratching and won't get the fuck out of the way 🙄
I am convinced that I ran over a gypsy in a past life and my curse is that I am forever behind someone older than 50 in the checkout line who somehow still has not figured out how money works.
Nancy Mace sounds like a Nancy Grace drag persona.
Springsteen voice:
WELL A BRONY TRIED TO BLOW UP THE RNC LAST NIGHT
Netflix: "We're so sorry that we cancelled your favorite show that you pay $20 a month to watch - it's just so expensive to make 😢"
Also Netflix: "We're buying Warner Bros. for $83 billion."
My favorite part of the X-Files opening sequence is when they ran out of spooky shit to throw in, so they added a random shot of a Radio Shack plasma light instead.
In related news, Secretary Whiskey Pete has un-cancelled his tattoo coverup appointment.
Well THAT’S pretty revealing.
Texas, my ass. Russian paid troll all the way.
I think we have enough shows revolving around Tim Robinson acting socially awkward and yelling. We're good now.
Real talk: "Sunshine Of Your Love" objectively sucks - no one wants to hear Jack Bruce singing about his "seeds" drying up 🤮
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
I hope they shot him with a bullet and he died
It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
So what kind of candy do y'all think George W. Bush is bringing to Charlie Kirk's funeral?
Unfortunately not always. I've known two people who hanged themselves outside, and both were white. One was on a school playground, the other was from a tree behind a shopping center. Lynchings should always be investigated, but saying "white people never hang themselves outside" just isn't true.
We live in a world where gun massacres are easy, plentiful, and inevitable. We live in that world against our will because of Charlie Kirk and people like him, who demand it as a core tenet of their personal freedom.
Don't take my word for it, though. For proof we can go directly to Charlie Kirk.
Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him
the etsy witch project
Community note on X
"Your memory shouldn't be your name on a wall somewhere. That's not you. You are the person in that photo album. You're the smiling person living your life. That's how you want people to remember you."
- Tom Canavan, 9/11 Survivor.
No.
The original was in theaters too.
How funny would it be if a Swiftie did it?
Our children are not your sacrificial lambs. #LaterBozo
