By the way, if someone is serving for the United States military, it is a bit old fashioned to say "thank you for your service", perhaps try instead: "you are a traitor to the human race."
are there other game shows where if you win enough you get to dethrone and kill god to take his place or is it just jeopardy
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch
www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
"i support trans equality except for all that equality stuff" get fucked, haircut
“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”
-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥
[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs.
[the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine
don't be surprised if some of your favorite baseball stars wind up playing major league baseball this season. i guarantee you that this very minute, big-league teams are beating feet all across the country – and beyond – as they look to fill their rosters with the very best ballplayers they can get
you may not like it but this is what peak cooking performance looks like
I recall fondly your free and fair election policy for Libya
They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.
Why is everyone talking about her like she isn’t willingly married to a pedophile
Bill Clinton is smiling while looking back through old Epstein photos & nodding over memories His attorney snatches them out of Bill's hands.
Bill smiling
I always smile at photos of me with a sex trafficker when I hate sex trafficking
The mass of weaponry being used by Trump right now grew and grew as a bipartisan endeavor.
say what you will about the world's largest white supremacist death squad, but they sure do slaughter children at behest of a nazi pedophile
in a just world the american flag would be as reviled as the nazi flag is. brutal, violent death cult
Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."
Not a single one of these psychos cares even a little bit about the people being bombed. I hate them all
Dear President Senile Pedophile Hitler,
Won’t you listen to reason?
we slidin
america is a blight
Four-panel comic with captions “Xylophone” (title) and “Branson Reese” (creator). PANEL 1: a skeleton uses a pair of mallets to play music on its own ribs PANEL 2: a knock at the door; skeleton yells “Ah!” PANEL 3: Voice through the door: “Are you performing a xylophone cover of ‘Powerhouse’ by the Raymond Scott Quintette on your ribcage in there?” Skeleton: “N-n-no!” Voice: “Good! That’s the equivalent of masturbation to us!” PANEL 4: Voice: “I say ‘us’ because I’m also a skeleton. We’re all skeletons! It’s a world—“ Skeleton: “A world of skeletons! I know!” Voice: “A world of skeletons.”
So grateful to @bransonreese.bsky.social that as my husband and I watch this tv show whose characters keep reminding each other of obvious facts about their shared setting we can mark each occasion by yelling at the screen “A world of skeletons! I know!”
A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”
Wise words
man is the cia even trying anymore
"star wars? nope. yoda? yup" says more in 5 words than most people can do in 500. e40 kicks ass
very excited to see chiropractor discourse rearing its ugly head. "how dare you suggest that i am getting scammed by the bone ghost exorcist! my back briefly feels slightly better sometimes!!" come on man
Team USA's World Baseball Classic roster looks like the best they've ever put together, but it just took a hit. Two-time AL Cy Young winner Tarik Skubal will pitch just once for USA and it'll happen in pool play (March 7 vs. Great Britain). If the USA advances to the championship round, as expected, Skubal won't pitch. "If they go to the finals, I think I'm going to try and lobby to just go watch and be with the guys," he told reporters, including The Athletic, Monday. That's too bad. Those of us who had already started looking ahead figured Skubal could be the USA starter in either the semifinals or finals, giving a nice edge to the squad. After all, he's won two straight Cy Young awards, two straight AL ERA titles and has a 2.04 ERA in six career playoff starts. Instead, if the USA advances, it'll be without Skubal
deploying the full force of the USS Gerald Ford supercarrier to soften up the first line of defense, a platoon of reservists given practice rifles and dummy rounds
i truly can't stand this dead-eyed nazi freak
Guardians 2024 draft pick Cam Schuelke is out there throwing witchcraft this spring
