Frank N. Stein

The expression on his parents faces .. The shame and disgust.

The scariest words in horror used to be “He’s behind you.” Now it’s “He’s president again.”

When your pet starts licking them.

Chef’s kiss

DB-There’s a poetic justice in watching the most popular democratically elected leader on the planet get condescended to by a 34-time convicted felon with 33% approval rating,active Epstein file exposure,a domestic economy he’s currently lighting on fire with a flamethrower made of tariffs #cdnpoli

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Respectfully

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The real walk of shame

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Thanks! I needed that!

My parents paid 15K a year, in the 90s, for me to go to an elite all-girls boarding school. Can't remember any Latin grammar. Do remember the turd someone laid in the toilets that was of such striking proportions that it was the talk of the school for days. Money well spent.

How Israel's war on Iran is going...

Israel getting pummeled, Bibi flees like a rat to Berlin, and all US military bases in the ME getting leveled as the US runs short of intercepter missiles.

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You don't say..An American president started a war to distract from scandal and low poll numbers.

Dear Americans,

Regarding tariff refunds, I want you to contact your reps with these messages:

STEP 1: “I want my 1,000 dollars back for the tariff taxes I paid.”

When they say give an excuse, you write back:

STEP 2: “Fuck you. Pay me.”

Repeat step 2 as many times as needed.

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What if he gets so upset he has a stroke?!?

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I assume this is the preflight announcement from the pilot on Air Force 1

Elf handed sociopath.