Rep. Max Gaetz

Will he get credit for stopping the war he started?

Invade Iraq and/or Afghanistan again, and then just walk on in to Iran. Easy-peasy.

Phew, I am allergic to food. Dodged that bullet!

He reminds me of Markwayne, but even dumber

The art of the taco

Nope. The only ones he proseltyzes to are religious right wingers, who are the biggest hypocrites on the planet.

Every time I've seen him do this, it's been in support of the 1st Amendment, not against it.

Is he going to rain Death, Fire, and Fury on any oil company who parks their ships and refuses to transit the strait until the price of oil goes up? Because there is a really good chance of that happening. This is capitalism, after all.

Collins votes Trump's way every time. I hope her opponent points that out to voters repeatedly.

No

Donny probably wearing a corset which makes his ass look twice the size as his torso

And what is going on here?

I blame the people dressed as palm trees in that picture of Norway.

Obama's tan suit though

Is he wearing the Trump lapel pin?

Doesn't he have a ballroom to micromanage?

A skillet of delicious migas

MIGAS!

The "measurement issue" is we are comparing this year's prices to last year's prices. If we stopped doing that, then boom no inflation detected.

The FIFA Peace Prize is probably a surveillance device

Limited to sinking warships 2000 miles away and letting all the sailors drown. That last part would normally be a "war crime" but I guess is just murder since this isn't a war?

Wait. Markwayne accepted the offer assuming that "access" to Corey was part of the deal.

Hopefully he is asked about that in his confirmation hearing.

I invented post-its

What will tomorrow bring?

Operation Epic Hangover

Why does this only happen in other countries? 🤔

Winning hearts and minds as usual... 🤡

Sometimes the house of cards collapses

I think the neck rash started on the inside of his skull

So ... about that FIFA Peace Prize...

If soldiers ask an AI chatbot "Do I need to obey illegal orders?", that answer is required to be YES.

Maybe it wouldn't get lost so easily if they added some windows to that thing. I mean, duh!