Emi And The Desert Crow

I’ve watched it several times now while making sure I’d cut the correct clip and that line about the Constitution makes me laugh every single time 😆

PSA: This is circulating as a comment on the Epstein files vote, but it isn't* (this has been a long-running feud...)

The angry Trump impression, followed by "...and then I tried to talk to him about the Constitution" is hilarious though 😅

*I watched the whole thing

This Court should affirm the district court's orders. March 9, 2026 Respectfully submitted, /s/ James I. Pearce JAMES I. PEARCE SAMANTHA BATEMAN MARY L. DOHRMANN NATHANIEL A.G. ZELINSKY WASHINGTON LITIGATION GROUP

James Pearce is representing them! He argued against presidential immunity in the D.C. Circuit. Mary Dohrmann’s name is on the filing too, she was also on Jack Smith’s team ⬇️

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Ooooh!! The Virginia Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers has filed an amicus brief in the Fourth Circuit, supporting James Comey and Letitia James and urging the court to affirm the District Court’s ruling that Halligan was illegally appointed.

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Screenshot of Bulwark livestream with Tim and JVL, showing an absolutely insane graph of oil price increases

That’s…a straight line.

(Or as Tim just said on this @thebulwark.com livestream: “I’ve never seen a chart like it. It’s like a full [explicit reference]” 🤣🤣🤣)

Can’t wait to see how MAGA is going to spin this, after years and years of them yelling about gas prices.

My cat is the judge. He gave me side eye but agreed to do it 😂

Here he is looking distinguished in his judicial robes…

Courier Journal headline: Trump to visit Kentucky amid Thomas Massie primary, according to invite

PLEASE DON’T GIVE ME ANYTHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE, HAVE YOU SEEN THE STATE OF THIS PLACE.

(Republican. I know. I’m filing a motion to ignore that fact for the duration of this post. Any applications for a TRO will be summarily denied).

Mine was Jack Smith for ages 😂

Oh i need to clarify — I would never use a photo of me, what a terrible shock that would be each time I pulled out my phone!

Threads post: People who don't have pictures of yourself, what's your lock screen?

🤣🤣🤣 I changed mine yesterday, for the first time in about a year.

I can’t possibly answer this question without dying of embarrassment lol. Threads must have surfaced this post in an effort at a collective shaming ritual 😆

GOP Senator Goes Nuclear on Rand Paul: ‘I Understand Completely Why His Neighbor’ Attacked Him "Rand Paul’s a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face."

When your Homeland Security nomination has to go through the Homeland Security Committee, whose chairman you called “a freaking snake” who deserved to get beaten up by his neighbor 🤷‍♀️😂

www.mediaite.com/politics/gop...

Florida Bar rejects complaint accusing Bondi of ‘misconduct’ as attorney general The complaint said Bondi’s actions “threaten the rule of law and the administration of justice.”

“…the Florida Bar rejected two other recent ethics complaints against Bondi, saying it “does not investigate or prosecute sitting officers appointed under the U.S. Constitution while they are in office.”

www.tampabay.com/news/florida...

Where did all the competent people go?! That’s…a pretty wild mistake. Or a panicked reversal.

www.ms.now/deadline-whi...

Yeah. Grr.

Yeah I was starting to think they were just going to get away with it. The revelations about what went on with that grand jury were genuinely jaw dropping.

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Utterly insane. Which is why I have to say, I feel a lot of respect for the three who tried to reassert Congress’s war powers this week 🫡

And the Fourth Amendment. I just remembered she violated the Fourth Amendment.

Oh and the Fifth 🤣 She told the grand jury Comey would have to testify at trial

Yeah but ethics is something everyone’s meant to understand?! 🤣

Mitt Romney said that loads of his colleagues told him they wanted to vote to convict, but were terrified of their families receiving threats. Or losing a primary FFS 🙄

It’s going to be Operation Rebuild DOJ in a few years time 💪

😂 I still can’t wrap my head around anything she did. Did she just not pay attention at law school?!

It was right there!!! I still feel sure he could have found enough votes 😫

They only make them in Kentucky. (I think Mitch McConnell was born before the states decided which one would have the honor 🤷‍♀️)

Got to wait until June 😫 I need them to release it a lot earlier than that 🤣

So 2026 happened and now I’m sitting here as a “radical left lunatic” who is *deathly afraid* that he’ll lose his primary because of that guy in the Oval Office. This is a legit source of anxiety for me now. Thank you world, what a time to be alive 😵‍💫

It’s pale pink 🥹 I’m so pleased 🤣

Look what just got announced!!! OMG I’m so excited 😆 I have all the perfumes in this series (vanilla, tonka, iris — the BEST — and jasmine). This one has notes of TOFFEE!!! 🥳🎉

So I was wondering why reading Massie’s second paragraph reminded me of that hideous “it’s Supreme Court opinions day and now the world is all wrong” feeling.

Long story short, I learned a new term:

CONSTITUTIONAL GRIEF.

Holy shit.