Hurt Reynolds

A young lad of discerning tastes

What kinda chip you got in there a Dorito?

Jonathan Coulton - Curl [H.Q.] YouTube video by I C

Somewhere in the darkness, there's a man they call The Skipper fast asleep, dreaming of gold www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvJS...

Not you! We are all well-served.

@sickoscommittee.org invite Dave on the podcast!

go on the podcast!

This is the off-season coverage I crave

jesus

Heartbreakingly beautiful.

Wait do you have to eat the sides, too? I thought it was just the steak, which is preposterous on its own merits.

RIP. go birds

They were not, in fact,

:gasp:

While I don't share your rooting interest, I encourage you not to bail on a game that's currently 7-0

Some Santa Clara NFL stadium shit right there

Contraption go BRRRT

I appreciate that the broadcast has to give both teams the glow-up, but in their heart of hearts, the talent's gotta know that we're just here to feed the machine, yes?

This is extremely relatable.

Possibly two of them, at the rate this game is going

About one pick ago?

This Seahawks fan thanks you for your service.

... this time.

Gotta work on that explosiveness

Perfect filling for a bite-sized Pop-Tart sandwich

This teenager seems very good at football

MICROPHONE

When should these games air?

*can stop shouting

I don't think he can. I bet they actually have to mix him down.

Dude's wasting his time! Watterson famously does not and will not license Calvin & Hobbes. Never gonna happen.

At first glance I thought that was sticking out of a pizza, and then I decided to be the change I want to see in the world.