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FUCK BRYCE HARPER TOO RAAAAAHHH

Tugboat strikes out Big Dumper... a sentence I did not think I would ever type.

TUGBOAT LEGACY INNING

LETS GO TUGBOAT

What would even be the least weird answer? American Graffiti?

They just reuse the entire opening scene from Fast and Furious 4

Damn you Italy. We could have had some real fun

I wish all Mexico a very low scoring win tomorrow 🫡

"Fewest runs allowed . . in games . . between the teams tied." I think I'm interpreting it right based on how the Korea thing went but I am not a lawyer lol

I think it's only runs allowed between tied teams. So if this score holds we would need Italy to score less than 3 and Mexico to score less than 8 tomorrow

Beethoven's 5th or 9th

It's crazy that Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of our all time great movie stars and also hasn't been in a really good movie since 1994

Australia couldn't cover a 5 RUN spread and is therefore eliminated. Choked it away

The Bride. Sure was a movie

Happy International Women's Day!

Taiwan upsets Korea and now we are on course for a three way tie between Taiwan, Korea, and Australia. I want Australia to advance so bad

[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs.

[the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine

A pitcher named "Scrubb" came in and immediately blew the game? This shit is definitely scripted

Fully agree. Olympic soccer exists, but does any care? It's all about the world cup

Gomez and Peterson are on the 40 man, the others are not. I think

We're bringing new definitions to "Brown bagging" it

You don't want to pray with Marky Mark or buy anti-woke solar panels?

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI!

The old guard didn't put up good competition. On the other hand that means Maine voters are lining up to vote for someone who is either a Nazi or (more likely imo) the dumbest man alive. Plenty of blame to go around

I frequently stay up too late because I don't want to go to sleep because going to sleep means waking up and going to work. This leads me to being tired and miserable all the time

This is probably what Freud said

Discovery or an X5

Born Again is fine though. If Sabbath had a Trainwreckord it was Never Say Die or Forbidden

Apes of the State!

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier