Jack Burton

A little tired of these major historical events

Black eye in 3…2…1

yeah

We were reminiscing with someone recently.
Went through old drawings we did when we first started doing art full time.

Here are some of our favorites.
In order by year: 2017 - 2018 - 2019 - 2020
Ft. @bosswolfen.bsky.social @sonicfox.bsky.social @tokyozilla.bsky.social @kingdude9000.bsky.social

I FINALLY FOUND IT.

Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW

I have learned that fat people are utter chaos

That Jack dude is a total dweeb

So who the fuck is playing TimeSplitters with me now.

Guy at Barcade Pretty Sure Ms. Pac-Man Wants to Fuck Him A patron at Coinline, a local bar that hosts dozens of retro arcade cabinets, is fairly certain that Ms. Pac-Man wants to screw his brains out.

Guy at Barcade Pretty Sure Ms. Pac-Man Wants to Fuck Him

Drawing with @/kingdude9000 (on twitter)
Looks like Jack didn't pick the right place for the weight gain and only realized it after he's imobile and I was trapped underneath him I think this is just the beginning, looks like he intends to put a lot more weight while squish me

I want to say farewell to one of my best friends I've had for years. She was such a feisty little fireball that everyone adored and just an absolute sweetheart. Rest easy Artemis as you don't have to suffer anymore. Artemis 2019-2025

Wondering if I gotta call a flatbed and crane to get him outta here....

So word's been getting around~ >_<

Ft. @mastersauce.bsky.social and @kingdude9000.bsky.social

(Part 22 (heeh yep is still goin~))

Cursed furry chatter

Been making a silent note of artists that don't bother to talk about the looming payment processors openly and operate business-as-usual
You can ignore this as much as you want, but this affects you just as much as everyone else and your lack of support hurts us, and it'll hurt you too in time.

I'm probably under an ass somewhere in there I bet.

You know you always need tigers in there!

People should come party with me in Vr sometime.

Cow wonders...

A big widening wah~ x3

For @thatredpanda.bsky.social

Holy fuck this shit was good

Cow [✅] - Bikini [✅] - Big [✅]

You know, Furality was actually super fun. First VR con!

"Jazzy NYC '99 (Alex & Ken Stage)[Console ver.]"

Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike - Fight for the Future (1999)

speedy quickie fa(s)t thing for a friend named Jack

hey so me and my friends spent like three years dubbing the 1986 Mario movie as if it was actually dubbed in the 80s. It’s got everything- bizarre translation, questionable voice direction, and the replacement of all Japanese food. Also new English songs. It’ll be out this Saturday.