mishka

turns out having a bat exposure + health ocd is a really unpleasant combo who would have thought

booooooooo

let’s. go. to. seattle!!

you should 10000000% do that as much as possible
lets go to seattle

LOL evil!!!! you're doing a great job

listen to that snap!

due to having a horrible attitude and terminal poor baby disorder our cat has an incredibly buff and swole tail like he could chop a brick in half with that thing

i can tell you more super fun stories about him next time we hang lol

it’s a condo building so there are 8 units that are owned by different people

he sucks absolute doodoo

love that my evil neighbor decided to change to locks to the front and back of our building without telling anyone and now the front gate won’t close and i asked him to fix it and he just said ‘no’

i love how much they cry on top chef esp when it's kristen

wait you can finish animal crossing? how? i thought you just eternally make weird rooms until you don't wanna anymore

had to fact check myself that star 69 actually existed and isn’t just a cool lie my brain invented

lotion diet

when the problematic personality quiz reveals wer a perfect match

i love the pastel one!!

i know this is autobiographical bc no socks

give them to me

sounds like u need a dose of reality tv lol

it’s kinda flat tho that’s not just by comparison

they take away wheel of time, they take away sexy geralt, there is no more good tv

they replaced geralt with a literal ogre idk if i can get past this

wow this looks good

this has been very entertaining for me thank you for your sacrifice

ok true we kinda accidentally picked a really cohesive double feature

looking to sponsor groceries for a person or small family who’s getting fucked over by snap in nov hmu

no way it’s hands

that is what i’m finding out 😑

my boyfriends cat will let me touch him and pet him with my foot as much as i like but as soon as i use my hand he gets pissed