Drucifer

I think I forgot how to post good

superman gets tired of pretending to be clark kent but misses being a journalist, so he writes an extremely popular blog about inedible items -- concrete, depleted uranium, molten steel -- and what they taste like

It’s not a fanny pack. It’s a tactical cummerbund.

"Mom, can we go see 200 Stab Wounds?"
"We have 200 Stab Wounds at home."

200 Stab Wounds at home:

This is how you guarantee that you get folks pissing on the Alamo in tribute: www.billboard.com/music/rock/t...

Real Astronomer Reacts to Astronomer Coldplay Scandal

Fucking hell, this goes hard.

I just had a terrible idea : Siouxsie and the Blowfish

Kamala Harris holding The Coconut Bangers Ball : It's a Rap! LP

Laser of the American Gladiators commands you "Call me communion, I'm that cracker with the juice!"

Tesla Cybertruck with custom red, black, and white finish designed to resemble Eddie Van Halen’s guitar.

tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments

An ad on the side of a vending machine reads "Dwink, Refwesh, Natuwal" Homestar Runner has been photoshopped in the bottom left

that “opposites attract” shit does NOT work. women HATE when you dress up like a hip hop cartoon cat

They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Feels Like Not Having Tinnitus

There is so much darkness and pain in the world today, the least you could do is use a photo of the the melting Lincoln statue from the angle where it looks like he’s getting insane dome

RFK Jr. says he'll answer debate questions live online

cool i'll be on the computer too most likely

to have a post go viral is to understand how god can hate his own creation

frisky frisk in risky fisk with risqué burlesque fix

Telling my niece Amelia Earhart died cause she was adamant about having drink service in spite of turbulence

Texting your most embarrassing friend, “I admire your commitment to a life of self-mortification!”

that copy of your consciousness that is being tortured by a hypothetical future ai god isn't going to fuck you bro

Me: I'm having a heart attack
My daughter: I'll get the defibrillator
Me (grabbing her arm): no, get it now

Using the maid-of-honor toast to ask if everyone is mad at me

ominous_latin_hymns_cathedral_reverb_muffled_rain_sounds_to_fuck_to.mp3

A pic of the word "PRIDE MONTH" repeated several times, each time letters fading until at the end whats left is the loss meme. There is a small edited in pic of the loss character holding a rainbow flag.

Happy pride month you all!!!