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"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
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I heard that he actually killed himself

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

government of losers

Completely ridiculous to watch JF easily eat 50 nuggets (he could have done 75 if he had more) and then doubt his ability to eat chips. The only obstacle will be the time limit and the pure logistics of getting chips in his mouth while streaming. He will crush this challenge.

Yeah my tin foil hat is fully on at this point. Trump had a stroke and they're desperately trying to pump him full of those good government drugs to keep him upright but last night he was sundowning too hard to read this speech so they rolled out an AI copy

I do not understand the mindset that makes liberals express sympathy for someone who would have absolutely celebrated if the roles were reversed, like bro, have some god damned self respect

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

that book came out dude we know what they are trying to hide, the president molested a whole lot of teenagers in the 80s and 90s could you just say that now instead of this shit please

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

smell ya later chuck. thanks for the free press 👍

Eh. The president is a pedophile and goes on TV and says crazy shit every day anyway. Normies care more about school kids getting shot than some rich asshole.

I think you may be over-estimating how much "normies" were aware of or cared about the deceased. His whole thing wasn't playing to the normies. None of my normie relatives have any idea who this dude was.

Is denying people healthcare, kidnapping people from their jobs to be sent to detention camps, targeting minorities with legislation and hate speech campaigns not political violence?

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

I don’t like billionaires but I do think that we live in a world where a billionaire or a person close to a billionaire are gonna win every single election and if there is one that says the right stuff he’s probably gonna be your best bet to beat these freaks

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

In 2009 Planet Earth aired that episode that taught everyone about the cordyceps fungi that controls ants and horror media has been riffing on that concept for 16 years (often in very good and cool ways). Wild how influential that one segment of a nature documentary has been.

Legitimately insane.

Just go on TV and say "The GOP is in charge of all 3 branches of government. Passing a budget is up to them. They are not respecting the budgets that have already been passed so we have nothing to talk about with them." PERIOD END OF FUCKING STORY

I listened to it a couple of years ago, during winter, dark and snowy dog walks. Perfect ominous vibes.

Great cover. The audiobook is really well done - narrator guy sounds suitably strung out and beaten down by everything.

stupid lie

Fantastic and fascinating book, no reason not to pick it up at a great price if you like any meta-fictional/SCP/mind-bending sci-fi stuff.

Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest

Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest https://theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-awarded-presidential-medal-of-incest/

Home Depot has a lot of terrariums these days.

If you knock on my door and haven't arranged a planned visit in advance you are the Cops and fuck you.