Pornhub or Pornsnub - Steve Davis
KUNT: He's got no interest in grot whatsoever, cus he's just too busy practicing. He'd rather pot the pink on a snooker table. Yeah he'd rather pot a long brown on there, then watch, like a large man of ethnic origin ploughing away at some milfs crack.
#katg
The soundtrack is written by Mike Post!
But... Rusty's missing Bob, so she sends out her security guy to find the most attractive male in the audience to take his place and come back her dressing room, because... "Er need a service in er poontang"
July 1985
My Toot Toot, or my Poop Shute
Rusty Lee
KUNT: Rusty's husband Bob Marleys been away on tour for month and I stead of coming home today he's gone and played in an NME journalist Vs pop stars 5 a side where unbeknownst to Bob Fanny Baker will tread on his foot have give him cancer.
Taking about Gordon Burns/Pete Burns
ROY: He hadn't messed with cosmetic surgery at this point Gordon, had he?
KUNT: No. He did though .
ROY: No I know!
KUNT: He was a right old mess towards the end.
ROY: Gordon Burns looked like, what's his name, Falklands burns.... What's his name?
Nov 85
Guys you need to check out Mammoth on BBC iPlayer. So much bloke stuff. It's great. You'll love it
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@stuwhiffen.bsky.social
Whether you made it along to one of the 25th Anniversary shows or not, here's a full-length video filmed at Manchester's Fab Cafe. Sub to the YouTube for more stuff coming up...
Cheers! Kunt 8===3 - - -
youtu.be/hdAD3xLcqNU?...
I'm doing one last run of Kunt and the Gang 25th Anniversary tour merch.
T-shirt / iKunt Book / Patch & Badges
Pre-order now at:
kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/merch
Talking about the Rolly Pollys
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
About time you feckless kunts!
#katg
#inthe80s
Welcome to the UK President Trump!
Just the drone piano bit
Massive Attack?
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Spotted this lol
Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.
Talking about the first episode of EastEnders.
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
Tour supports!
tix: katg.co.uk
Finally those feckless kunts have released August's pod. Get it downloaded and have a listen!
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
New pod coming soon! About facking time.
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#intheeighties
#podcast
New podcast is out now!
Definitely in my top ten
Banged up for the pod
ROY: One of the multiple people you've accused of being a nonce
KUNT: Giles Brandreth?
ROY: One of the many people you've
KUNT: Elton John?
ROY: One of the many people
KUNT: Cliff?
ROY: Like erm..
KUNT: Delboy?
(Both laughing)
KUNT: Mike from Mike and the Mechanics?
SEPT 83
2016’s #edfringe guide for “Kunt and the Gang’s last ever Fringe show, though I’ll probably just be back cap in hand in a couple of years when I’m skint.”
Tickets available for this year’s #edfringe show (and the rest of the tour) at: katg.co.uk
ROY: In the eighties men had moustaches and didn't cry.
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
Like the bloke from Sparks and Bryan Ferry
Compulsion or The Wildhearts
I concede.
Alfred defo looks rapey
KUNT: Which one of these murders prostitutes?
#Richard
New podcast is a cracker
