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Thanks, Thorns; "Thorns." #BAONPDX

Except that horrible giveaway from MA lol

Thorns so solid after a really shaky first 15 minutes, i think only good things to say about literally everyone who played. Maybe this team will surprise me! #BAONPDX

Spaanstra should have shot one there

SOOOOOOOOOOPHHHHHHH #BAONPDX

Padelski seems good

Forgot i could go back and watch at my leisure, and boy that was sweet. Cracking open a NA Asahi for that! #BAONPDX

I thought i was tuning in after getting home from work at the start of the half, but it's 15 minutes after, AND Portland scored??!? What happened!!! #BAONPDX

Isn't it more or less the same two who seem to do every match? It feels like it's always the same two

I actually like them from far away, i don't like them up close. They are the exact colors of my favorite rose in my yard though, so I'm biased

Is the "forth" in the room with us?

Predictably dreadful from Portland this far. Not sure why Washington hasn't already scored, they've had plenty of opportunities #BAONPDX

Do we know if the manager has met the players yet?

Given that i hate these new thorns kits, i actually like the way they look on the broadcast

Very excited to see Turner and Tordin start together. Not sure what Perry did to deserve absolute scorn in the thorns lineup, but "let's go" nonetheless #BAONPDX

Actual insanity. Whatever! #BAONPDX

4 months old, definitely fits the age profile for these pedos!

There is now 1 fewer of these tapes out there

So, they have to play relaxed and also with intensity, and play with spirit and OH MY GOD IT'S ALL SO MEANINGLESS

Lt. Alexander Worfson

9 seconds, and it was 5 seconds too much

OH GOD NO

Oh no he kinda looks like me too

Going to look this up based on similarity to my last name, hope it doesn't disappoint

But does he have the mentality to play like a man??!

If you have an interaction with someone next to you in line at the grocery store, it's important to tell them "you're my best friend here"

13 minutes later and the broadcast keeps talking about how watching the goal it's never getting old, and we're still haven't seen a single one.

3 minutes later, no replay of the goal

I LIED I DIDN'T LEAVE, AND MY SON HAS SCORED #RCTID

Ok i think im done here, goodnight!