Azure Jane Lunatic

One of these years!

Jigglypuff!

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but only Markwayne Mullin can pick his friends’ noses.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Try your damndest to live your life so that if you were fired from your job and about to give a speech that someone would tell you.

Without Joss Whedon, right?
... Without Joss Whedon, RIGHT?!

(Padme / Anakin meme).

Live your life so that children don’t celebrate you being fired.

I'll try and let you know what Sunday's costume will be, then! My librarian tries to do all of ECCC.

@samuraiko.bsky.social If you happen to see a 6'4" Palamades Sextus at Thursday's ECCC, say hi! They'll be in dark grey with a light up name badge

False Value by Ben Aaronovitch Peter Grant is facing fatherhood, and an uncertain future, with equal amounts of panic and enthus...

False Value is the one where I noticed it; there may have been an earlier mention but False Value is the book where I recommend reading the H2G2 series recently for the most fun. (Rich tech bro has decided to go full H2G2 in his company. Peter appreciates this.)
app.thestorygraph.com/books/5e52a2...

Not gonna share the video of Republican US Senator Tim Sheehy breaking a protesting Marine's hand, but you can find it on @charlotteclymer.bsky.social's timeline.

I'll just say that in a functional country, Sheehy would be expelled by the Senate.

Democratic Senators should publicly push for that.

Thank you, @benaaronovitch.bsky.social for capitalising LiveJournal correctly.

Notes: I am literally posting this in the car, using my phone to hotspot, on the way to the airport. Neither rain nor sleet nor snow etc...

ao3 authors are truly our strongest warriors

Sleepy owl found resting among items on a New York antique store shelf Shoppers in upstate New York month turned up a rare find while perusing a local antique store this month: a live owl resting peacefully among items on a shelf.

@ntheowl.bsky.social
apnews.com/article/owl-...

if people are using classified information to place bets, then theoretically others can analyze betting behavior to find signals that reveal classified information.

you don't want that rum and tea,
she said, hold your tongue
when the tonguing is done
and we'll take our leave and go
just let go

Azz's scores, starting at 7 and creeping up to 9.51 out of 10. For 41.11 out of 50 possible points, better than 59% of players.

My color memory is a 41.1/50. You don't have to remember the color super long.
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My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

My brain is cheerfully inserting lines from "Monty Got a Raw Deal" into "Wellerman". A woman knelt there said to me, Blow my bully boys blow.

“Stop decapitating the resurrected rooster,” Sera said crossly. “It’s impolite.” #AmReading

A RESURRECTED ROOSTER THIS BOOK IS ALREADY BETTER THAN ADVERTISED #AmReading

a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

relevant to many of yalls interests.

(in book 6, he turns out to be a forced birth advocate in addition to being creepy and a zealot)

Andry, death is too good for you. #AmReading

Just killed an 18tb external drive. With -all- my stuff. Photos are backed up but not the media.

A. I need a NAS to back up and run plex

B. It needs to be easy and reliable. I am not homebrewing or installing Linux

C. Has to handle at least 2 20+ TB drives

Any good info source? Reddit?

Possible first segments include
* The poetry of
- Jack Prelutsky
- Nael, Age 6
* something suitably grim from a Shapenote hymn
* something out of context from Much Ado About Nothing

Though if I'm using Alphaville, "Forever Young" has more scope for irony. *John.*
(That last is pronounced the same as "Cows have *friends*, *John*.")
(John is no longer a word, my brain can't understand why it's spelled)

[unicorn fuck club]
JRR Tolkien: sorry chaps I can't speak tonight
Tolkien: i'm afraid i'm quite busy at my day job
Tolkien: being a professor at oxford
CS Lewis: wow, a professor AND a writer? must be hard
Tolkien: you have no idea

Dear MyChart:
"Care Journey"?! What the fuck is this twee nonsense?!

Slightly Diminish a Game:
- Back-Alley Fighter
- Super Mario 62.5
- Kingdom Kidneys
- Pokemon Zirconium
- Dance Dance Strongly Worded Letter of Protest
- Metal Gear Turgid
- Roller Coaster Manager
- Fortessvania
- Ukulele Hero
- Schmucktales
- Tarsier Island
- Donkey Kong County