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An armed snail that's also religious. // Un caracol armado. Ella tambien es religiosa.

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11.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

explaining the WBC elimination scenarios to an American: imagine taco, pizza, and burger.

11.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 526 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 42

any day when I read the news

11.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Rome, 2600 years ago)

OFFICIAL: it says here you want to 'watch birds'?

PERSON WHO WANTS TO BE PAID TO WATCH BIRDS FOR A LIVING: yes

OFFICIAL: ...because their swirls and swoops will reveal to us the thoughts of Jupiter on high?

PERSON WHO WANTS TO BE PAID TO WATCH BIRDS FOR A LIVING: ....yes

11.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

They're ducking increasingly frantic calls from their reinsurers

11.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly believe that no one's reminding them about the Marine Mammal program because they like the dolphins more than they like Hegseth

11.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A big doofy dog runs onto the court with a little tiny barrel around its neck

A big doofy dog runs onto the court with a little tiny barrel around its neck

The same dog looking into the camera with a big sign saying FEED BALOO behind him. He does look hungry

The same dog looking into the camera with a big sign saying FEED BALOO behind him. He does look hungry

The big doof dog smiling on a basketball court

The big doof dog smiling on a basketball court

The Siena Saints are going to the NCAA Tournament…
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And that means BALOO THE SAINT BERNARD IS GOING TO THE NCAA TOURNAMENT!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS BALOO (and also the basketball players etc)

11.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 452 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 21
11.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If only anyone else in the administration asked this question 10 days ago

11.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone ever just call them 'las chichis'?

11.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
B.A.N.G.S.
To help you remember which adjectives go before the noun, you can use the acronym BANGS, which stands for Beauty, Age, Number, Goodness and Size.

B.A.N.G.S. To help you remember which adjectives go before the noun, you can use the acronym BANGS, which stands for Beauty, Age, Number, Goodness and Size.

11.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently not because French BANGS

11.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Ansel Adams famous black and white photo of the Snake River with the Big Titties *AHEM* Grand Tetons in the background

Ansel Adams famous black and white photo of the Snake River with the Big Titties *AHEM* Grand Tetons in the background

πŸ«‘πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

11.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Things I can say in French:
Strait
Red Stick
Big Titty

11.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess how Detroit got its name?

11.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the enemy is getting really weirdly upset about operation Everyone's Families Are Fair Game

11.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

First of all those guys have Polish-American innovation on their side

11.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Presented without context, because that’s a journey you deserve to take for yourself.

10.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe United States Navy invites you on a scenic cruise through the Persian Gulf!”

10.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Bugguide photo of a "Thief weevil" (Attelabidae: Pterocolus sp) by user Metrioptera. He is a jolly iridescent turquoise and sort of rectangular in shape, with an unusually wide stance.

Bugguide photo of a "Thief weevil" (Attelabidae: Pterocolus sp) by user Metrioptera. He is a jolly iridescent turquoise and sort of rectangular in shape, with an unusually wide stance.

let's all take a moment to consider the Thief Weevil and his outrageous pantaloons

10.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 562 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9
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Ancient Peruvians transported live parrots across the Andes Pre-Inca elites wore headdresses made of feathers from Amazonian macaws

neat piece from my wife on pre-Incan empires and bird markets.

www.science.org/content/arti...

10.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Except the baby sacrifices.

10.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Original coastal marsh oil painting by Tisha Mark, "A Day to Remember" 16"x20" oil on linen (2025). This vibrant Cape Cod inspired painting has a summery light blue sky with atmospheric pink cloud formations over a peaceful coastal marsh. The textured marsh grasses are green and a calm ocean is visible in the distance.

Original coastal marsh oil painting by Tisha Mark, "A Day to Remember" 16"x20" oil on linen (2025). This vibrant Cape Cod inspired painting has a summery light blue sky with atmospheric pink cloud formations over a peaceful coastal marsh. The textured marsh grasses are green and a calm ocean is visible in the distance.

Sharing a Cape Cod inspired marsh painting for #BlueSkyMonday - I hope you find some peaceful moments this week!

Tisha Mark Β©2025, A Day to Remember, oil on linen, 16"x20"

Original is available with maple frame on my website:
tishamark.com/product/a-da...

#art #painting #SciArt #ArtSky

09.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Little Jenny Wren is finished and drying. When framed she will join my original watercolour paintings in my Etsy shop, TwibellArts.
#LincsConnect #etsy #etsyshop #etsyseller #watercolour #watercolourpainting #birdart #birdartist #giftideas #originalart #originalartwork

10.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 313 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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Mainline Protestant - Wikipedia

Oh no Mainline Protestant means something distinct from "mainstream" in πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ &πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ and as the wiki discusses to is usually referencing a set of protestant denominations with (relatively) similar theological and social histories.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mainlin...

09.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The article does specify Mainline! Although a lot of folks don't know what that means anymore because we don't want to pay religion reporters like Jack

09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The number of people asking about Biden in the comments when the opening line specifies protestant is pretty hilarious

09.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy National Napping Day from a few of our napping experts! πŸ’€

09.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 455 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 15

Listen I try to have some nuance but "Why were the Americas settled in such a way that prioritizes natural resource extraction?" is a pretty fucking dumb question for a European to ask

09.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From the AskHistorians community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the AskHistorians community

But where has the rum gone? To AskHistorians! Today we're hosting an #AMA with Dr. Jordan Smith, author of The Invention of Rum: Creating the Quintessential Atlantic Commodity, & all #Skystorians are welcome to enjoy this #FoodHistory! Bring all your best questions!
www.reddit.com/r/AskHistori...

09.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1