A beautiful thread that serves to remind that we we can claim the fellowship of the people of both the past and the present.
A beautiful thread that serves to remind that we we can claim the fellowship of the people of both the past and the present.
I reject this heritage.
Jim Laheyโs no-knead bread recipe is just amazing. Perfect bread, every damn time.
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The writers cannot kick themselvesโฆ
Because they, too, have no legs.
(And they are dead).
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Fesshole text: โI told my partner | was fluent in French on our first date. Five years later, we're moving to Lyon for his job. I've spent ยฃ2,000 on intensive tutoring in the last three weeks. I'm currently at 'The cat is under the table' level. I am terrified.โ Response - โYou canโt hide your Lyon eyesโ and โLe chat a quittรฉ le sac.โ
Lmao.
ART.
I realized that when I read โOf Mice and Men!โ
So now weโve got this random, hyperspecific 1700s cultural reference stuck in this song, which no one understands anymore!
So the song Yankee Doodle was a song originally written by the British making fun of the Americans. Like, โLook at that hick, sticking a feather in his hat and thinking heโs macaroniโฆโ Except that the Americans just adopted the song (Iโm guessing bc the song suggested that the Brits were effete).
My favorite example of this is in the song Yankee Doodle. In the 1700s the trend of young, well-off Brits doing the Grand Tour in Italy had begun. When they came back they had a taste for ostentatious Italian clothing. These returning nobles and their crazy styles were known as โmacaroniโฆ
So now heโs talking about zombies? I just canโt.
Oh shit new celebrity bird just dropped
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I feel like thereโs also a splash of โeverything is genderโ going on here, too. I havenโt seen anyone bemoaning the explosion in potato chip flavors out there as representing the decline and fall of American society, but since specialty coffee seems to be more female-coded itโs an easier target.
It is natural for people to want to eat food and drink beverages that taste delicious to them! Why would we ask people to sacrifice FLAVOR in service to an abstract puritan ideal?
I had access to equipment that could make caffeinated creations much different than what you could make your coffeemaker at home, or in your office break room. The whole point of the shop was to treat yourself to something that you yourself could not make!
If you wanted just a cup of black coffee, that was cool, too. But as a barista in the early 2000s I had 30 different Toriani syrups at my disposalโฆ why not ask me to do something interesting with them?
If a customer had a super complex order, it meant theyโd tried a lot of coffee and theyโd found something that hit JUST right. As a coffee professional I could re-create that โjust rightโ for them, and that was pretty cool!
I worked as a barista in college, and it was actually my favorite job ever. I love coffee. I love making people happy with fanciful coffee creations. I loved crafting artful peaks of steamed milk on a cappuccino, finding the new flavor combinations that surprised and titillated the taste buds.
When I used to work as a barista long, long ago in college, I tended not to mind the folks with complicated drink orders because they tended to tip well.
He's been skirting around Mad King territory for a decade and I think we can now officially say that the king is, indeed, Mad
THEY ASKED IF YOU KNEW THE MUFFIN MAN.
THEY SHOULD HAVE ASKED IF YOU FEARED THE MUFFIN MAN
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"You know who else pivoted a table?"
Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music
Several dozen folks did
Some even dubbed music over the original clip.
I haven't been able to get this out of my head.
So I give you
A Bluesky exclusive:
Reservoir Ducks
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They are murdering civilians on the high seas.
They are murdering civilians in ๐ฎ๐ท.
They are murdering civilians in concentration camps.
They are murdering civilians on the streets of ๐บ๐ธ cities.
These are not problems that can be fixed with new laws or more court orders.
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TSMC, the company that makes 90% of the world's advanced chips, draws 8.9% of Taiwan's total electricity. Gas disruption = Chip disruption
Charlie Brown had hOH MY GOD
My tax dollars are paying to kill people. They are financing making the lives of other humans a living hell. They are filling the lungs of other humans with black smoke and blotting out the sun, giving their children and grandchildren cancer.
In this clinical trial of coffee drinkers after successful cardioversion, allocation to consumption of caffeinated coffee averaging 1 cup a day was associated with less recurrence of AF or atrial flutter compared with abstinence from coffee and caffeinated products.