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Midwestern nocturnist. ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡ Aspiring snake-priestess! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

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A beautiful thread that serves to remind that we we can claim the fellowship of the people of both the past and the present.

10.03.2026 10:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I reject this heritage.

10.03.2026 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jim Lahey's No-Knead Bread | Alexandra's Kitchen Bakery-style bread in your home kitchen? Yes. You. Can. This dough takes 5 minutes to stir together, and from there, time does the work.

Jim Laheyโ€™s no-knead bread recipe is just amazing. Perfect bread, every damn time.

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10.03.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The writers cannot kick themselvesโ€ฆ
Because they, too, have no legs.
(And they are dead).

10.03.2026 10:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 13287 ๐Ÿ” 3305 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 243 ๐Ÿ“Œ 191
Fesshole text: โ€œI told my partner | was fluent in French on our first date. Five years later, we're moving to Lyon for his job. I've spent ยฃ2,000 on intensive tutoring in the last three weeks. I'm currently at 'The cat is under the table' level. I am terrified.โ€

Response - โ€œYou canโ€™t hide your Lyon eyesโ€ and โ€œLe chat a quittรฉ le sac.โ€

Fesshole text: โ€œI told my partner | was fluent in French on our first date. Five years later, we're moving to Lyon for his job. I've spent ยฃ2,000 on intensive tutoring in the last three weeks. I'm currently at 'The cat is under the table' level. I am terrified.โ€ Response - โ€œYou canโ€™t hide your Lyon eyesโ€ and โ€œLe chat a quittรฉ le sac.โ€

Lmao.

10.03.2026 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ART.

10.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I realized that when I read โ€œOf Mice and Men!โ€

10.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So now weโ€™ve got this random, hyperspecific 1700s cultural reference stuck in this song, which no one understands anymore!

10.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the song Yankee Doodle was a song originally written by the British making fun of the Americans. Like, โ€œLook at that hick, sticking a feather in his hat and thinking heโ€™s macaroniโ€ฆโ€ Except that the Americans just adopted the song (Iโ€™m guessing bc the song suggested that the Brits were effete).

10.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favorite example of this is in the song Yankee Doodle. In the 1700s the trend of young, well-off Brits doing the Grand Tour in Italy had begun. When they came back they had a taste for ostentatious Italian clothing. These returning nobles and their crazy styles were known as โ€œmacaroniโ€ฆ

10.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So now heโ€™s talking about zombies? I just canโ€™t.

09.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh shit new celebrity bird just dropped

09.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 168 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You need this today

09.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like thereโ€™s also a splash of โ€œeverything is genderโ€ going on here, too. I havenโ€™t seen anyone bemoaning the explosion in potato chip flavors out there as representing the decline and fall of American society, but since specialty coffee seems to be more female-coded itโ€™s an easier target.

09.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is natural for people to want to eat food and drink beverages that taste delicious to them! Why would we ask people to sacrifice FLAVOR in service to an abstract puritan ideal?

09.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had access to equipment that could make caffeinated creations much different than what you could make your coffeemaker at home, or in your office break room. The whole point of the shop was to treat yourself to something that you yourself could not make!

09.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you wanted just a cup of black coffee, that was cool, too. But as a barista in the early 2000s I had 30 different Toriani syrups at my disposalโ€ฆ why not ask me to do something interesting with them?

09.03.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If a customer had a super complex order, it meant theyโ€™d tried a lot of coffee and theyโ€™d found something that hit JUST right. As a coffee professional I could re-create that โ€œjust rightโ€ for them, and that was pretty cool!

09.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I worked as a barista in college, and it was actually my favorite job ever. I love coffee. I love making people happy with fanciful coffee creations. I loved crafting artful peaks of steamed milk on a cappuccino, finding the new flavor combinations that surprised and titillated the taste buds.

09.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I used to work as a barista long, long ago in college, I tended not to mind the folks with complicated drink orders because they tended to tip well.

09.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's been skirting around Mad King territory for a decade and I think we can now officially say that the king is, indeed, Mad

09.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 253 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

THEY ASKED IF YOU KNEW THE MUFFIN MAN.
THEY SHOULD HAVE ASKED IF YOU FEARED THE MUFFIN MAN

09.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Signage for "Excel Church"

Signage for "Excel Church"

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

09.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 855 ๐Ÿ” 194 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿชถ

09.03.2026 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2535 ๐Ÿ” 920 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85 ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

They are murdering civilians on the high seas.

They are murdering civilians in ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท.

They are murdering civilians in concentration camps.

They are murdering civilians on the streets of ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ cities.

These are not problems that can be fixed with new laws or more court orders.

bsky.app/profile/mcop...

09.03.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1150 ๐Ÿ” 441 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

TSMC, the company that makes 90% of the world's advanced chips, draws 8.9% of Taiwan's total electricity. Gas disruption = Chip disruption

08.03.2026 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 151 ๐Ÿ” 58 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Charlie Brown had hOH MY GOD

08.03.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 445 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My tax dollars are paying to kill people. They are financing making the lives of other humans a living hell. They are filling the lungs of other humans with black smoke and blotting out the sun, giving their children and grandchildren cancer.

08.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In this clinical trial of coffee drinkers after successful cardioversion, allocation to consumption of caffeinated coffee averaging 1 cup a day was associated with less recurrence of AF or atrial flutter compared with abstinence from coffee and caffeinated products.

08.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0