Derplord the Magnificent

I like that jacket!

Stitches removed and cone of shame off!

He had quite the busy day and is now napping.

All of my nights, I'm chasin' rats (chasin' the rats)
All of my days, I'm takin' naps (that's where it's at)
And in my dreams, I'm the King of cats (he's the king of cats)

I have the Mewgenics soundtrack stuck in my head and it's @eviluno.bsky.social's fault.

I have the Mewgenics soundtrack stuck in my head.

The random cat singing along with it

Tasty legs and crispy thighs, on my mind!

OH MY GAWD IS THAT PRIVATE PARTY? #AEWDynamite

Many of the challenges you face—from health care to high costs—come back to the poison of dark money in our elections.

It’s way past time we pass the DISCLOSE Act and get dark money OUT of our democratic system!!

I bought this because you said so.

In each case, the end result involved a sudden lack of Slapnuts.

Oops bought another one, in camo this time.

4 panel vertical meme with a fan's shocked face reaction. A laser shooting out of his mouth in panel 4. The caption says "My Shadow" on line 1, "knows my" on line 2, "Storrrrr" on line 3, and "EEEEEEEEEEE" on line 4 with the laser face.

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRREEEEEYYYY

#AEWCollision

Me in Battlefield running around with an RPG as a primary.
The kill sound is so satisfying.
My bad, y'all. #Battlefield6 #bf6

Wheeler Yuta in seven days:

Due to budget cuts, there are no more balls in the ball pit.

I just had this thought about the accordion

Hangman Adam Page makes Ricochet fear for his life.

A wolf making a funny face as it tries to get a stuffed animal through a fence

This has that Motownphilly beat

Sir, you're forgetting Eddie KINGston.

Rad AF

AEW is at its best when felonies are being committed on #AEWDynamite.

Just got the good news that the surgery went well and he's waking up! I can't wait to have my buddy back.

Lights out match is just 2 guys trying to find each other in the dark

I've been within 5 feet of the Stanley Cup, does that count for anything?

My 14 year old dog is having surgery to remove a tumor from around his eye and also his eye. Please send all your positive thoughts.

Punxutawney Phil saw his shadow today.
This means his shadow knows his storyyyyyyyyy.
MMMMMM MMMMMMMM

#AEW

Know what else is cool?
@cattbrannigan.bsky.social
You should book him.

Which is worse?
Depends