a corner piece of slab apple pie with a crumble topping and a lil scoop of ice cream on a scalloped dessert plate
the gf has dnd tomorrow (pi day!!!), so i had to make some pie for the crew 😋
📷 dutch apple slab pie 🍎🥧
ik dbd already removed steve's moans and seagull screams (offensive), but i fear if they removed leon's whimpers there would be assassination attempts
i just know that if joe posted a tiktok of when he imitated the singing zombie from the first re9 vod he would get so much attention AND so many homophobic comments
my lighter baked cheesecake recipe
the filling proportion also fits perfectly in a pre-made graham cracker crust from the store, for the less bakerly among us!
a slice of cheesecake with rhuberry topping on a scalloped dessert plate. the full baked cheesecake is in the back of the picture- it's only about two inches high with a higher proportion of crust to filling
not a ton of baking going on at the moment bc busy, but i've slowly been working on a baked cheesecake recipe that respects the craving without needing excessive, expensive ingredients and/or makes enough to feed two dozen people 😅
📷 lighter cheesecake 1.0 with rhuberry topping 🍓
a javelina yawning in front of a cactus thicket
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on lake attersee (1900) by gustav klimt
Klimt did one of my favorite "land"scapes of all time, On Lake Attersee. (i've wanted to get a print of it framed for my living room for years bc it reminds me exactly of how i saw lake superior as a child, and all of the memories n feelings that go along with it 😊)
the last toasted marshmallow one ATE DOWN 🔥
happy spino saturday from the newest spinosaurus species who looks like you put a party hat on a crocodile
www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/new...
the first five full seasons were the original vision of the creator and then he left the show, and mama, you can tell. but those seasons are worth it and have a fairly complete arc.
i dropped somewhere in season 8, but i have no idea how i got through 7, it was... generally not my vibe.
a chicken pot pie in stages, from the finished filling, to a latticed and egg washed pie, to a finished baked pie.
i think i might just be a savory pie gal, they're so superior
📷 from scratch chicken pot pie 🐔🥧
a youtube ad for ai boyfriends
ah yes, this is what this completely anti-ai lesbian wants advertised to her 😆
(tho i do love to see these ai companies waste their advertising budget on me instead of some schmuck who'd actually do it 🤙)
i can't see this and think anything but joe and justin are at a romantic valentine's dinner as we speak, but joe's secretly on his phone buying chat bidets out of bathroom reno vexation
i don't know your situation, but i find that cycle stages really impact the patterns of my nightmares, especially the cptsd ones! hormones do craaazy stuff to the brain, particularly ones that already aren't the healthiest 😵💫 just something to think about, bc once i noticed the patterns i was like 😲
i swear he's still salty that the american committee chose jason brown over him FOUR YEARS AGO when he was !16!
and, clearly, they were right to do it!!
(anyways, posts that make me go watch jason brown's nina simone sinnerman short for the 1000th time for some real artistry youtu.be/W44QDl16pK0 )
based on the classic recipe, but i've remixed it with 6T butter for the oil for better flavor (of course). to get the tie dye effect you simply slap blobs of white, pink, and red as you darken the dough into another bowl before chilling, then scoop normally 💗
www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/cake...
a cooling rack filled with red, pink, and white swirled sugar cookies
i've been super busy with work this past week or so (and have had a cake mix languishing in my cupboard since like 2024) so i figured i'd make something quick and fun and festive to destress today 🥰
📷: valentine's tie dye "three ingredient" cake mix cookies 🤍🩷❤️
my top artists of 2025, i listened to chase Atlantic for 9777 minutes last year 🫣 (other artists are the midnight, majid jordan, tinashe, and marina)
me too 🙈 phases is probs my favorite album of theirs bc it's so cohesive, it's a no skip 4 me, but their most recent album + the deluxe rly turned me out too (mostly bc their song writing has matured so much recently!)
(they'd probably still hate crime us but at least it's only a moderately high chance, especially compared to the fairly recent post punk "angry white boy polka" nu metal era where it was basically guaranteed)
these days all of the headless electric guitar bros dress like soft butches and that's a-okay by me
youtu.be/6BsWuvODEBE
noo shaney, i can't imagine, kiwi is SO good 😭
you should do the thing where you try one in the hospital parking lot like new parents do when they're scared to give their babies peanut butter jfksalfd
my fruit pizza recipe
a rectangular slice of sugar cookie, topped with cream cheese frosting, berries, kiwi, and apple
a little fruity winter pick me up dessert from dinner last night at my parents 🥝
📷 fruit pizza w/ cream cheese frosting (and the three ( 3 ) total fruits that looked good and were on the ad at my local grocery store bc winter fruit is a big flop)
