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“What the (YOSHI NOISES)”.

Mercedes Is Bringing a Minivan to the U.S. YouTube video by Car and Driver

@johnvoelcker.bsky.social Imagine mom driving up to soccer practice in this… 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/1z0xL...

a man sitting in a field of yellow flowers ALT: a man sitting in a field of yellow flowers

How long before leftist and progressives deploy the Blackface accounts on Bluesky?
Or are you already seeing them?

I didn’t see past the animation that started the clip, my bad.

How much cocaine was consumed before they decided to cast Childish Gambino as *Yoshi*?

Records are made to be broken but, I can't stress this enough, this was not the record. Wilt Chamberlain still holds that by a lot.

Sportswriters complaining that Kobe got knocked down to third sound like MAGA idiots arguing that Riley Gaines really deserves the honor of fourth place. Grow up.

Graham Platner's favorite Republican everyone.

Are we sure that’s not AI? Sorry to be a Debbie Downer, but…

Meanwhile, AOC has zero enacted bills. Another populist not doing the job we pay her for, legislating. In office since 2019 and still no enacted bills. The following is a thread of people who started in Congress the same time as her and their enacted bills as of then. 👇 bsky.app/profile/maud...

Oh wait, you reposted that grifter Kat Abu complaining about Jews, carry on.

You’re using “Zionist” like a white supremacist, bro.

Republicans hate women.

Republicans oppress women.

Vote Republicans out.

Treating Jews with respect and dignity was always an option.

How shall I fuck off, o Lord?

Hamas wants to wipe the Jews off the face of the earth, bro.

Sorry about your Islamic caliphate, bro.

Hamas was the one committing genocide, hope that helps!

Hamas could have not murdered 1,200 Jews and took hundreds more hostage, just a thought!

Black people working for justice have to live in their own home.

In the redlined neighborhood.

Dacia Is Doing A Good Job Of Frustrating Americans With Its New Under-$29,000 Wagon That We Can't Have - The Autopian The average transaction price for a new car in America today is over $49,000, and the number of cars you can still buy in these States that are United is not huge. There are still some decent options ...

Not for you (ess) (US, get it?) ☹️ Dacia Is Doing A Good Job Of Frustrating Americans With Its New Under-$29,000 Wagon That We Can’t Have www.theautopian.com/dacia-is-doi...

Whoa: It Sounds Like GM Is Actually Going To Support That Privately Owned EV1 Restoration With Factory Parts - The Autopian Remember that GM EV1 that was sold at a tow pound auction last year? Well, it sounds like GM is going to help get it restored.

Aw, nice! 👍 Whoa: It Sounds Like GM Is Actually Going To Support That Privately Owned EV1 Restoration With Factory Parts www.theautopian.com/whoa-it-soun...

She’s not beating the allegations.

Parody of the cover for Peter Gabriel's SO album, but featuring Chris Evans as Captain America

This remains one of my most ridiculous niche jokes and I'm very delighted I wasted so much time crafting it.

GTA6 is gonna release before people get their Limited Run Games Collectors Edition of Sonic x Shadow Generations, absolute trash-fire company

WE HAVE AN EPISODE FOR THAT @chrislhayes.bsky.social: youtu.be/CfqRx8cA7b4?...

Tom Brady pens tribute to Tim McCarver, who he thought died last week More than three years after Tim McCarver passed away, Tom Brady got around to writing his eulogy. Better late than never

Tom Brady penned a tribute to Tim McCarver, who he thought died last week. He passed away in 2023.

awfulannouncing.com/mlb/tom-brad...

watch it be something like "Vink Vahnn"

You know she’s just grifting, right?