Andy Pearlman

Painting I made from a scene at the Getty. People walk around near a tree with fall foliage. Two ears of Han, a Siamese cat, stick out from behind the painting

i can't find my cat

Painting I made from a scene at the Getty. People walk around near a tree with fall foliage. Two ears of Han, a Siamese cat, stick out from behind the painting

i can't find my cat

stereotypes do have a legitimate purpose in simplifying a lot of input even if some of them do bad things in civilization. understanding person shaped thing is a friendly person shaped thing very helpful to survival.

event horizon of the 77.8kth may be an actual black hole

NYT decided to duplicate the Pepsi challenge. Which would have been the stupidest marketing ever except Coke believed it.

"Look the AI can write a single mostly coherent paragraph unconnected to a larger story while lifting from multiple authors of the past. Checkmate writing!"

Is there an era where baseball players didn't cheat with drugs?

Barry Bonds? Slugging percentage, ops both skyrocketed

I only mock those who get verified, this would force me to mock myself. In this economy?

This is somehow going to end with me getting verified before both of you, isn't it?

I mean it sounds as if he's threatening to kill half the population of Iran in that message by collapsing the ability of Iran to function at all and the likely consequences of that.

It really would be nice to be able to have an option to spend The Onion bucks on bsky for nothing of real merit other than presumably slightly less ads at some point in the future.

only accept verified from jerry jerrified merch

um, who specifically do we imagine?

slab serif font otherwise known as egyptian

my understanding is sisyphus will get verified if he can just push the boulder up that hill, maybe that can work for you?

in this economy?

what if they all have a djt personalization?

isn't yemen a partially practical guide to the difficulties of containing iran if they had nothing to lose? lolsob

paul, possible Jerry containment issue? please fix

why committing war crimes is bad 101

remember, do *not* tell Jerry about the practical time travel. he will go back in time to try to make bad posts good and use up more energy than AI in the process

no pickle would make that work too, but it isn't as easy to ask for a pickle on the side

because it can't be premade burger. they have to pull one of the burgers they made recently. the more complicated version of this is to order fries without salt and then ask for salt on the side. but that's really mean, because they then have to clear out all the salt and make a fresh batch.

wondering if ordering the burger without ketchup and then asking for ketchup on the side improves your experience?

oh, and this guy posting it has followed/unfollowed me at least twice now

eh, part of the issue for them is that they have heavily armed constituents...

Ernie Smith talks about it here:
udm14.com

Who's a Better Writer: A.I. or Humans? Take Our Quiz. The New York Times https://www.nytimes.com › business › ai-writing-quiz 7 hours ago — A letter can be read many ways, and he had learned to write in all of them at once. The surface meaning for anyone who might intercept it. The ...Read more self, family, and community in the later fiction of James Baldwin Michigan State University https://d.lib.msu.edu › etd "When I went to Paris as a young boy, I learned a great deal. One of the things I learned was how much I needed people who knew me-- I mean, in particular ...Read more - CONFIRMATION HEARING ON THE NOMINATION OF ... Congress.gov https://www.congress.gov › chrg › shrg28638 [Senate Hearing 115-208] [From the U.S. Government Publishing Office] S. Hrg. 115-208 CONFIRMATION HEARING ON THE NOMINATION OF HON. NEIL M. GORSUCH TO BE ...Read more Collected poems of Herman Melville The University of Virginia https://xtf.lib.virginia.edu › xtf › view › uvaGenText › tei Collected poems of Herman Melville Melville Herman 1819-1891 University of Virginia Library, Text collection UVA-LIB-Text Chadwyck-Healey, American Poetry ...Read more Plain Text UTF-8 Project Gutenberg https://www.gutenberg.org › ebooks › 6409.txt.utf-8 All the words in the English language are divided into nine great classes. These classes are called the Parts of Speech. They are Article, Noun, Adjective, ...Read more

this link goes to web search and deemphasizes both marketing and ai, which default Google does not. To use your historical fiction as an example, here's what I get—Baldwin, Melville, and Devlin(the Project Gutenberg) as 3 of the top 4 non-NYT results.

the city Kevin's referring to right now, NYC.