David Reid

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

how

I've been thinking about this, if you were buying shoes for someone (and I'll blow past how strange elements of that are), don't you think you'd ask them their shoe size instead of just....guessing?

He looks like when you were a kid and you tried your dad's shoes on and clomped around in them 😂

there was also a Stanford study that found that a surge in AI slop by lazy people actually created significantly more work for others who had to decipher and correct it

this "I'm being efficient" (but not really) vibes well with the American obsession with artifice and appearing productive

I know it’s Cheltenham week too, but Mr Marvis would do a roaring trade if they set up shop here.

I’m working in the main building on campus today and the count of middle aged men in pastel shaded or bright red trousers is already in double digits.

Jizz Hornkamp! Happy birthday to him!

LMFAO SOMEONE MADE IT A REAL THING

sweepthestrait.com

Spurs keeper Kinsky facedown on the ground with his head buried in his hands while a Madrid player walks the ball in to the net

Is this bad? It looks bad.

Fun fact. The most southerly point of mainland Britain isn't Lands End, it's Lizard Point.

This is really neat 🙂

I once went to Cornwall to work at an RNAS down there and they put me up in a hotel with the thickest, heaviest blackout curtains imaginable. Why? Because without them, every few seconds the Lizard Point Lighthouse would light the room up 😂

I've only ever flown Ryanair once. If I can't get to a place without using them, I'll just go elsewhere.

This is how you take on the big companies, not by fining them as they just see fines as the cost of doing business and factor that in, but by stopping them like this.

Day four of plantar fasciitis and I’m ready to amputate my foot with a rusty hacksaw idc.

A label printing joke.

I've shared this before, but it always makes me laugh. The pettiness of the joke.

Cost of one (prorated) ST3000NM0023 3TB SAS drive, by year, lowest price available

2013: $299 (due to 2011 floods shortage)
2015: $125
2017: $80
2020: $15
2024: $6.67
2025: $8.50
2026: $32.50

one thing you realize when you hear the doge bros talk is that they are very, very dumb. like need to be reminded to breathe. also most of them were working at spacex/tesla/twitter or in investment banking before this so, uh, what’s that say about all those places

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I just checked and this is real. We call this “a clue”

YIKES

Happy birthday! Hope you have a brilliant day 🎂🎂🎂🙂♥️♥️♥️

3-2 at the break, but you know that Littler's stamina is better. It's a brutal schedule with three games in a day where you have to win 32 legs to take the title.

baseball has been my favorite sport effectively since birth. my dad taught me all about it, encouraged me, the whole deal. i am 44 and 2/3 years old.

i learned this *today.*

Good grief, Littler can't find the outer ring so far 😳 Rock has to keep his foot to the floor here.

We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed 🎥

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

I have the "clouds in my coffee" line from You're So Vain by Carly Simon rattling around my head now, except it's "balls in my coffee", so I thank you for that particular giggle 🙂