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I would also accept 45 times.
My daughter riding the bus the other day, “that guy looks like Indiana Jones”.
Markwayne: Hold my Red Bull
There are Five Guys I’d like you to meet.
8.5
“The ides of march”, The… checks notes, nope, I’m wrong.
A bit of a deep cut, but I’m here for it.
What did they do expect? The only response to a snowball fight is to throw snowballs.
Excellent summation.
My people
For the Eptienth time, fuck him.
Opportunity knocks.
Then a couple barrel rolls. When, and if, they wake up, the cabin will look like the inside of a rock tumbler.
That flight would’ve been on the, “Vomit Comet”, if I’d been behind the controls.
Extremely on brand.
Bluto did become a senator. So…
Ewww… but accurate.
I don’t want him watching my Seahawks anyway.
Can’t unsee now.
“Big aspirin? Is that because you’re a big boy?” The only appropriate follow up question.
I’ll take euphemisms for $500, Alex.
“That Fucking Guy”
It has been quite a month this week.
I’m starting to think they can’t read.
Dan Oingo Boingo was doing the redactions, but they found out he couldn’t read.
Oh dear! What will we do?
He’ll come home in a box.
If nothing else, he’s consistently inconsistent.
A, “kinder, gentler”, tag line, if you will.