𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒂 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒕

I mean, you claimed 6 hours, so...

The Kanto Pokémon League is gonna have the most exciting HR presentation tomorrow.

So we're calling it "battling" now, huh?

Be careful discussing your... "stamina" in public, maybe.

(These two could be such an amusing train wreck, if nothing else.)

Besides, how can they lovemake when Misty has all that pretty red hair?

I have it on good authority that Blue likes his lovers bald.

In the tea shop?

INAPPROPRIATE.

I thought Kanto was generally very laid back.

I might have actually dated the one chill person in the region.

laylily

That makes this whole thing so much better. 🤭

it's the rainbow badge for a reason

laylily

That feels so accurate, though? Just totally oblivious to the obvious.

I'll take it to my grave. I know what it's like to have gossip get out.

But like I said. Amazing taste.

...I need to take a trip to Celadon.

laylily

I'm just picturing this as a loud argument in a tea shop with everyone listening in.

Oh, wait. Misty has 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦.

Bum Oak is wild.

But fair. Kissing him would just make his ego somehow bigger.

Misty is already kissing men. How much worse can a Cacnea be?

june.

I can't imagine growing up in these smaller Kantonian Cities. The dating pools must be hella limited. That's not even considering the gay dating pools...

Can't settle down?

Oof. Relatable.

I'm glad Green and I got back on good enough terms that I can visit Kanto when I need a quiet break from everything.

Because otherwise, I'd miss fun discussions like this.

(I guess quiet is relative.)

laylily

Cursed.

I'm just saying, I was under the impression Blue's type in men was just "strong, silent type."

Or that's what Green led me to believe.

But that can't be true. Red has hair under that cap, right?

Lots of Kantonian bickering tonight. 🤭

Okay. I am not beating the horse girl allegations. But Swiftie is a literal workhorse when I battle, and a heck of a show pony when I perform.

I can't help that horse Pokémon are reliable, elegant, and awesome.