Cartum de deus recortado de tirinha do Silvazuao dizendo "Pois eu não quero!" zangado

Deus ontem em Brasilia

Minha contribuição pra as novas revelações sobre os arquivos de Epstein

Carros com tanques adaptados são usados para denunciar combustível adulterado em postos pelo Brasil. O veículo é a ferramenta principal do programa Cliente Misterioso, uma iniciativa do Instituto Combustível Legal: glo.bo/4nvnF9w #JN

with Bolsonaro being sentenced to 27 years in prison today, it would be funny for 9/11 to become a yearly celebration by brazilians

RT se você não foi condenado pelo STF e portanto a papuda não lhe espera

Sem surpresa alguma, ele tá mirando apenas em mulheres no poder.

pix é concorrência desleal com cartão de crédito

água encanada é concorrência desleal com gatorade

ônibus é concorrência desleal com uber

restaurante popular é concorrência desleal com mcdonald's

Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.

He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.

OC quentinho, direto do forno.

@clairewillett honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion 6:00 PM • Aug 12, 2020

once again I must tap my own sign

A very thin vertical illustration in an Art Nouveau poster style depicting a small man in a paired dance with a dark horned figure. The devil is clad in flowing fabrics and furs, his skin dark grey. He is tipping the smaller man back, one hand supporting at the small of his back and the other intertwined with the other's fingers. Andrei is wearing a short with billowy sleeves, a green west and tightly fitting pants with white socks and fancy shoes. He has a shocked expression on his face as he's being tipped back and his medium lenght dark brown hair falls freely. The background is made of intricate decorative designs and the text on top says: Saltiato Cum Diabolo. The whole illustration is in decadent shades of lighht yellow and green, with the figures in shadow, eminating a slightly "sickly" and unsettling feeling sepite the overall decorative and pretty first- impression. The same image is mirrored on the left side, with the linework more visible.

A Dance with the Devil
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[OC- Andrei - RDR2/ a victorian setting] #newtsocs

Estranho na rua hoje que me fez trocar o kit de transmissão, obrigada. Me salvou de um acidente.

Cost-cutting tactics The secret bonuses were just one of many maneuvers UnitedHealth devised to track and cut expenses in its nursing home initiative. Internal emails show, for example, that UnitedHealth supervisors gave their teams “budgets” showing how many hospital admissions they had “left” to use up on nursing home patients. The company also monitored nursing homes that had smaller numbers of patients with “do not resuscitate” – or DNR – and “do not intubate” orders in their files. Without such orders, patients are in line for certain life-saving treatments that might lead to costly hospital stays. Two current and three former UnitedHealth nurse practitioners told the Guardian that UnitedHealth managers pressed nurse practitioners to persuade Medicare Advantage members to change their “code status” to DNR even when patients had clearly expressed a desire that all available treatments be used to keep them alive.

UnitedHealth secretly pressured nurses to change patients' records to include DNRs (Do Not Resuscitate) without their consent, so those patients would die instead of being saved with medical interventions that could cost UnitedHealth money.

This is murder.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

É MESTRADOOOOOOO AAAA (socorro)

I finally have more time to study Japanese

Icarus!
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The process and speedpaint for this piece (and many more) are on Patreon. Hope you enjoy! I had so much fun working on this one <3
#greekmythology #art #fantasyart #illustration #fantasyillustration #icarus

For real tho lmao

I haven't seen it either. It's been hard to survive the internet those days.

A tweet saying "MS Paint mirror". Below, a photo of a man taking a picture of himself sitting in front of a mirror. The mirror is styled to look like one of the original versions of MS Paint (the canvas which should be white is the mirror part)

I want this more than I probably should

Foto do dia.

Fanart of Hatsune Miku. It's a waist-up shot and Miku's hands are linked under her chin, where she's smiling and winking at the camera. She's wearing a normal white shirt and black tie, and she is cel-shaded with pitch black. The background is pink, with plain white flowers spawning around Miku.

happy birthday mikuuuu, from meee, jeremy

Print mostrando dois arquivos digitais: Uma pasta, com o nome “Textos caso a Fernanda ganhe” e um arquivo PDF chamado “Requerimento - CPI do Oscar”.

Pronta pro Oscar já

Não foi tão no cu assim mas foi no cu o suficiente.

🏆 É OFICIAL

Globo anuncia a transmissão da cerimônia do Oscar ao vivo no domingo, 02 de Março, depois do Fantástico.

Desculpa, Nanda. Vai ter clima de copa do mundo SIM.

If you read "sextou" (equivalent to TGIF in Brazilian Portuguese since Friday is Sexta) as "Sex to You", know that whenever you write CU (See You) we read it as "Asshole".