Megan

A meme with the heading “Sorry, I’m booked all weekend.” Below are three vertical panels labeled Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Each panel contains two circular icons. Friday: a kitchen knife icon above a person wearing a hockey mask resembling a slasher-movie villain. Saturday: a kitchen knife icon above a steaming pie. Sunday: a kitchen knife icon above a stylized bust of a Roman figure wearing a laurel wreath. The joke suggests the person’s “plans” involve stabbing or cutting things associated with each day.

I can tell my brain is broken because I want to talk Grey’s with someone/anyone, but also should it be a podcast?

I know, right?! Gone too soon

McSteamy is an asshole and self-described mistress but he owns it, and is shockingly woke with regard to trans people in 2006. I don’t really know if the show wants me to dislike him, but I don’t.

Meredith sucks too, in her own, different way. They deserve each other.

Can’t believe she did Chris O’Donnell dirty like that.

Honestly, would watch

The opening credits have annoyed me since day one. I get it’s a “medical drama” where doctors be fucking, but the juxtaposition of medical imagery with pouring cocktails, high heels, and naked legs/feet running up on each other really doesn’t encourage taking the show seriously.

Chris O’Donnell was on it briefly, of course she watched

“McDreamy” sucks

I will consult with your wife this weekend.

So, in these trying times, I started watching. I’m two seasons in, and I am enjoying it, but also have lots to shout about.

This man is too dumb to function.

But yeah, DEI is the problem.

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

One of my red flags is how personally I take it that people can’t figure out how to use/park in the Kroger Pick Up area. It’s not difficult, there are clearly marked signs. The apparent incompetence enrages me.

Not beating the geriatric millennial allegations here, but if you want to feel totally fine for 22 minutes, the new Scrubs shockingly accomplishes that. Feels like reading a well written email from an old friend who hasn't changed a bit.

Greed puts out the sun.

Tired of these scumfucks

TRAITORS

It’s time for some speedy race cars!

Hazards of Love is really something

a man wearing glasses and a vest is smiling while playing a musical instrument . Alt: Colin Meloy of the Decemberists, cheekily leaning in toward the camera. We don’t know what song he’s playing but, honestly, this vibe could be applicable to any of them.

Randomly, my night

You bastard. But, honestly, I would take him over the current fuck.

Listening to Sons & Daughters by the Decemberists, just hoping to be transported back to 2006

It’s like, just die already, you know?

The back of the truck full of electronics that they steal in The Fast and the Furious (2001) consisting of a bunch of VCRs and digital video cameras and a prominently placed compact tv/vcr combo (like 10" screen). It was a joke for a while that all this stuff is worthless because everybody uses DVDs and stuff but now it's old enough to be valuable to collectors and enthusiasts

The vintage technology pricing inverted bell curve has almost come around to the point where the box truck heist in the first Fast and Furious movie makes economic sense again

Picard dating tip: No kissing until after you've faced mortal peril together.

This is wildly appropriate ☠️

This is delightful

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them