Saying pee pee sounds kind of gay
06.01.2025 03:23
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Saying pee pee sounds kind of gay
Sometimes a bitch just needs to eat 4 pounds of potato. I will not explain myself further
Bit of a long shot, but does anyone in Canada want to merry me?
Screaming into the void ❌️
Yelling tit jokes into the void ✅️
I can't believe the online Scooby-Doo personality test called me a Daphne. I mean, it's right. But it didn't have to call me out like that
Why is my butt not being slapped rn?
True story
Stonks are up 10 billion% since Trump was elected! $$$$$!!
They didn't cover this part in the DK rap
Everytime I feel stupid I remind myself that only 1 out of 4 of the last U.S. presidents was consistently coherent
Everytime I run my boobs hurt and I feel like God is pranking me
My last post has a spelling error, and it's driving me up the wall. I sure wish Bluesky had an edit feture
No, I will NOT wear a pair of cat ears, I refuse to be a trans steriotype.
I'm wearing the fox ears.
So there I was, naked and covered in maple syrup. Surrounded by angry squirrels and not a nut around for miles...
My bad...
Careful Musky, that sounds a little woke to me...
I'm going to bed. Wake me when the leopards finish eating Elons face 😴
Thongs are for people with a wedgie fetish
My biggest disappointment with transition was finding out women are peeing on the public toilet seets too
I love talking nonsense to my cat. Judge me all you want, I don't care. He's my lil' poopie poptart man.
Alien babies and Batboy were top tier, right next to Mothman
Remember when conspiracy theories revolved around grainy pictures of Bigfoot or aliens putting stuff up people's butts. Conspiracies used to be funny.