Emi the Sweary Cook🌵

*stay close to

AHHHH!!!

I’m just sad today. It’s all fucking weighing on me. I used to call this mood the “get on the bus and don’t look back” mood, but now I have to stay to close to my fucking cancer doctors. ☺️🔫

I’m so tired of Texas. I need to live in some magical realm where people care about other people just because they’re people. I can’t keep living in a place where it’s ok to blame poor people for being poor or to blame sick people for being sick.

If only!

Omg I’m a dolt! Went right over my head and I love Violent Fems lol

That is kinder, but alas I am in a Mood

replacing my eye drops with cholula just to feel something

Well this might be the dumbest fucking thing I’ve heard all week and that’s saying something.

It is closed!! Not perfectly closed, but closed. I’ll need to keep the dressing on for two more days but then I think I can move to a bandaid. Small fucking miracles!

Fuck off into the sun?

We really need private options here. Even the nuclear block doesn’t deter committed spies apparently.

I can't believe I got to experience the line "Fuck Lemony Snicket what a series of unfortunate events you've been through"

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Nothing beats finally getting those poses that seemed impossible early on right for the first time and finding a whole new Good Stretch

Solidarity!!

I hate it when the only real cure is time, but it so often is.

Oh that’s the worst! I’m so sorry! Throat and inner ear itching are the most infuriating

You’d think you’d get used to it eventually, but instead it starts working into your psyche like bad wallpaper or that guy whose heart you put in the floor

It’s dumb to even complain about compared to everything I went through last year. It’s just that I’ve itched for 7 straight days and I am starting to lose my fucking mind just a bit.

It’s gnarly still. When I changed it yesterday it was about half closed, but these things heal from the bottom up so it’s better than it looks. I have all my fingers and toes crossed that it’s close to fully closed when I change it again tomorrow. Wound care is gross and no fun.

Just a few more days, I keep telling myself. On Thursday I should be able to get this fucking dressing off my chest and the itching will stop. I just have to make it to Thursday without ripping all the skin off my chest.

Trump and his people’s solipsism is astounding. They are incapable of imagining that other people have an interior life and motivations - even something as simple as “if we kill that man’s whole family, he might be mad.” How do they not get their asses kicked every time they interact with a human?

And it’s done! Spag Bol with herb bread! It took all day but it’s so worth it.

And it’s done! Spag Bol with herb bread! It took all day but it’s so worth it.

I’ve meshed everything and the sauce is perfect, but we drank too much during the process so I can’t make the pasta until the husband returns from the beer run. In fairness we were counting on the wine but I basically used a whole bottle in the sauce. 🤷‍♀️

chat is it good when the oil lines go vertical

chat come back here

chat stop screaming

Guy gets drunk 20 years ago and gets SS lighting bolts tattooed on his chest because he’s the world’s biggest Susan Sontag fan. He runs for senate. Guess what? You still don’t vote for him because he’s the dumbest motherfucker on earth. Regardless of how much you like Against Interpretation.

It’s too easy to go to war

They say you’re attracted to your normal growing up. If you grow up in a chaotic environment, you’ll choose a chaotic spouse. Despite my chaotic and often abusive environment growing up, I consistently pick men like my grandfather - thoughtful, distant, wounded, but with a strict, humanist morality.

BAELOR!!! Baelor is here!! And now I get to be adequately excited without concern for spoilers! Baelor is up there with Dr. Abbot on the Pitt for Emi squee attention. Idk. I just really like a good man. Nothing is hotter than a man with a code.