Ryan Kimberly at a Timbers match, holding a beer in his right hand and a VERY strategically placed hot dog in his left hand.
"Be nice to each other. Take more breaks and break more rules. Don’t sacrifice your morals for dollars and treat yourself with more care and compassion.
I’ll miss you.
-ryan"
#RCTID #BAONPDX
"I ran out of time and options. I tried my hardest but it wasn’t enough to change fate. I have had a hard but adventurous life that ends far too early. I had many things left I wanted to do and see but a different path was set before me.
Friends, it is w/a heavy heart that I share news that @munchkinfunk.bsky.social passed away last night after battling congestive heart failure & pulmonary fibrosis. Ryan was a real one, a great friend & father to 3 amazing kids & countless pitbull furkids. He asked me to share this msg with you all:
Well, you aren't.
I hope you found peace. You will be missed.
Are you still here? I hope you were able to have as nice a day as possible.
#Christmas #Dinner
I don’t understand why these billionaires want to be remembered for cruelty and not for heroes who for solved hunger and homelessness.
If Edgar Alan Poe had written Christmas cards. Not exactly a Hallmark moment. Last Christmas,I gave you my heart But the very next day You stuffed it underneath the floorboards with the rest of my corpse until the sound of my heartbeat intensified your descent into madness
#Christmas
That's silly.
A PSA to only use straw for outdoor cat shelters. It is the only safe material.
Please only use straw in outdoor cat shelters. Cats can freeze to death on blankets & pillows because the material absorbs moisture from the air. You can get straw from Chewy.
Oh my. Maybe because of the reaction to the Ativan?
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a big turkey.
Snood [snood]
(n.)
- A fleshy wrinkled fold of skin that hangs down over a turkey's beak.
- An ornamental hair band or hair net.
Use:
“Thomas turkey has a wattle and snood
That always puts the hens in the mood,
So strut your stuff today little dude
Because tomorrow, you’re gonna be food.”
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a boy running as fast as he can to escape a ram that is chasing him.
Absquatulate [ab-SKWAH-chyuh-leyt]
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
#OFMD as #Garfield #Halloween
Ed & Stede 😁
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
This same weiner dog got shoved down tonight. He got up and yelled at them, "You touched my penis! You touched my penis!"
The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!
Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.
Can you put aloe vera on that? I know anything petroleum-based is a no no.
Sitting up at 3am eating Little Debbie cakes may be why I'm getting fat.
#OFMD as #Garfield #Halloween
Ed & Stede 😁
Let me know if there's anything you need. Groceries, help with cleaning, etc. Did you ever get the bedding you were looking for?
A beautiful dahlia
🌱 #Gardening
Image of Nosferatu standing in an open window, meeting the sunlight. He is in agony with one hand raised and the other on his heart. Text reads: Vampires suck your blood for Vitamin D because they can't go out in the sun themselves. You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
#Halloween #fall #vampire
I understand. Your feelings are valid.
That happened when my husband was ill also. I'm very sorry you're dealing with that. It hurts.
I honestly thought I'd be remarried by now. As it turns out, I can't even manage to have a good relationship with myself.
Oh well.
