calendar prompt: call about stolen id
uh no?
calendar prompt: call about stolen id
uh no?
2025 Best Picture rankings:
Police Academy
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Police Academy 5: Mission: Miami Beach
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Hamnet
Given AI techbros' penchant for unironically naming their products after evil devices in Tolkien's mythology, I don't understand why there isn't an LLM chatbot app called Wormtongue
Palantir's seemingly weakest spot is their engineers who (and i kind of can't believe it at this point) play the whole I Just Build Things card. constantly confronting them with the consequences of their actions is necesarry
oh is your film not a perfect recreation of my distorted autobiography which has led to bourgeoise normality? then it's politics are null and actually toxic
over here (now i wanna listen to the Tolkein pod) filmmakermagazine.com/115366-sever...
did you ever read my annoying piece on this
weeping to the single worst version of "Wild Mountain Thyme" i've ever heard being played by an octogenarian at the indoor farmer's market
Yeats really didn't like weasels huh?
the stupidest possible future, the stupidest possible present
am beginning to wonder if the novella @lifewinning.com and i wrote together should have been "can a LLM stand trail for war crimes?"
PJ Harvey
This list of questions that agent Paul Bogarde asks potential clients formalizes for me something I have been thinking for awhile now
shark one. oil painting on linen art board. 6x8 inches
tired: harassing athletes for not covering the spread
wired: harassing journalists for not making things up
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Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
Pee-Wee Herman could survive a Hannibal/Red Dragon/ Silence of the Lambs situation but Will Graham wouldn't make it past breakfast in Pee-Wee's world.
*Mr Bean piloting an oil tanker through the strait of Hormuz*
My most genuine conspiracy theory is that science fiction writers of the past somehow got access to the actual future, but all that access afforded them is the ability to read headlines.
Bellingcat's latest documentary, Killing Anna, a tale of catfishing Syrian war criminals and exposing their roles in a massacre, will be shown at CPH:DOX in March. The ultimate Doxxing at DOX.
cphdox.dk/film/killing...
Wow
Not sure if the degree to which many, many synagogues have daycares in them is widely known. For a lot of people involved in the institutional community, "gunman attacks synagogue on a Thursday" reads as basically "gunman attacks preschool," if you're wondering why i almost threw up this afternoon
sampling wines at a diner is something i could never previously have imagined
In love with the frisson of transgression (underlining key passages in print books with a pen)
this was one of the first poems (2019) where i really saw them operating in full gear. i'm deeply gratified to see how their work advanced in the last seven years rustandmoth.com/work/shame-p...
i hadn't kept up with the last few years of Teddy's work, and am only catching up on it now. their work gained depth and precision, keeping its vehemence, in their final years. plumepoetry.com/desire-corne...
Today I learned that when William Whewell coined the term βscientist,β in 1833, he offered an alternative term that, sadly, wasnβt adopted by the culture: βNature peeper.β
when i try to back conservatives into rhetorical corners they just shrug and admit it now. i miss the old hand waving sophistry bullshit