Belle French

Making sure my daughter has good photos of me for her to participate in the “my mom was hot before she was old” trend when it comes back around in 10-15 years

I got lost in the sauce when all that happened so I’m on the outside looking in lol

I’m going through pictures trying to to find one that doesn’t look like that lady. It’s actually upsetting me lol . She’s gorgeous but like bro … I’m me

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I got to work an hour early

She’s up for adoption now

My daughter grabbed some loose belly skin and looked at her fake audience and said “This is why we eat our fruits and veggies friends!”

I just learned my daughter is like really into anime lol but she’s 5 . Idk what be going on and if they have kid anime ?

Bro cardi actually put on a better show than Megan ! Like we had so much fun and everyone looked so good !!

Shout out to my future husband and my sister for making sure I was able to witness the movement

That thang was MOVING !!!

My sister came in at the last second with the Cardi b tickets!!! I’m so excited 😆

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Yall wanna know an optical industry secret ? This is a really good one for the parents of children who wear glasses or have myopia. Here it is : increase your child’s outdoor time, at least 2 hours a day will slow down myopia progression by 12%

Best I can do is a million hugs while wearing her favorite perfume and you can cry silently or ugly your choice 💕

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My daughter is packing up her clothes to run away. She y because I hate her and I’m always trying to make her eat dinner, take a bath and says prayed before bed.

And I just started singing while she packs 😂🤭

First he got me the ring, then the new phone and now a new car ! Glory be to God for this gift of a man

Shoutout to my dad , he prolly last man in the states named Tyrone 😂🤭

Baby phat makes oversized sweatsuit sets . I actually love that

Still trying to find a place I can get him some custom welding gloves and helmet to match.

Can’t even kiss my fiancée cause he’s got to be a good Muslim. Lol also I bought him a custom carthatt lunchbox he cant use yet lol but he did say he loves it and it will be used

Nobody:

The government: I WANNA GO TO WAR! I WANT A LIGHT SABER. IM A MAAANNNN!

Music ain’t real been hitting the same for a while . But I’m happy for the underground artists to get their chance in the light

Eeyuck! Lol jk

If I ask what color I should get my nails and you say some damn teal , pack it up sir. Actually I want a divorce.

It was probably a gross color lol

I ain’t had not one crawfish,potato or small ear of corn. Nobody talk to me !

Why did I think you were actually talking about the prices at Marshall’s?! 🤭

And don’t think I haven’t noticed the random push of Irish dancing on my timelines.. Damn y’all gone have y’all funky ass day !

Last day of Black History Month…

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Is you on our side or is you fakin? Is you tryna leak our information? Is you a prophet or are you for profit ?

He walked so Mr.Krabbs could waddle, she inherited her fathers dollar sign eyes lol . But I also thought Patrice was just more fun and attractive, but a gold digger.Lisa was annoyingly humble with big gums