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@28jevans

He/Him Cricket fan, Ultimate player

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My YT settings are set to "Don't show me gambling ads" I block every gambling ad I do see. Neither appears to actually reduce the ridiculous frequency with which I see the same gambling ads.

Fortunately I just find gambling unappealing and the ads irritating, rather than struggle with addiction

13.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I’ve got some Labour local gov’t types following me, so I want to say this clearly so that you can share it internally as appropriate: I will never again vote Labour while these policies, or Wes Streeting, are in place. I will not vote Labour at any level because of this.

09.03.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 1248 πŸ” 300 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 18
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

26.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 10173 πŸ” 1813 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 33

Counterpoint: non-mocap Andy Serkis to play Gollum/Smeagol straight.

26.02.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
25.02.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Don't worry Wes, none of us thought you ever did, or ever will have, any friends. We understand that however much you tried to suck up to Mandelson, he couldn't stand you either.

10.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Alice's original post with the create post button obscuring enough of it that it now reads "It would seem I have lost my lust"

A screenshot of Alice's original post with the create post button obscuring enough of it that it now reads "It would seem I have lost my lust"

Felt compelled to let you know how this post showed up on my timeline

30.01.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fake Deliveroo driver jailed for shooting family

Fake Deliveroo driver jailed for shooting family

I... think it's illegal to shoot a family even if you're a real Deliveroo driver

16.01.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So, how is picking an opening bowler who spent December going on more drinking holidays than he bowled competitive overs working out? #AskGeorge

06.01.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.

04.01.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 4006 πŸ” 1004 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 32

Inside you are two cats. They are both asleep

01.01.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 518 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 2

Again,

29.12.2025 03:34 πŸ‘ 5175 πŸ” 1305 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 30

Cummins not fully fit. Lyon off the field. Starc with a new ball. And he plays *that* shot. Just no match state awareness 🀦

21.12.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Australia probably still win this with only Starc and Boland, but throwing this away through their spinner injuring themself by pointlessly diving to save 2 would be very funny

21.12.2025 01:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You won't catch Stokes's England Oliver Sticking

21.11.2025 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Graham Linehan is a comedy writer in the same way that I'm a teenager (neither of us have been for 2 decades)

22.09.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Things you love to see πŸ’œ

20.09.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am 35 years, 9 days and 0 months old; you're right, that's a completely normal order to put those in πŸ˜›

16.09.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like this if it didn't require the date to be written in a batshit way to work.

Also, TIL my phone autocorrects "batshit" to "catsuit" so that's fun.

16.09.2025 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IF I WANTED ANY OF THIS BEHAVIOR I'D GET A PET FERRET

20.08.2025 22:05 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

In football, pulling another player's shirt is prohibited.

It's punished by a free kick and a yellow card.

Pundits are frequently seen praising players for deliberately committing this (and similar offences) to stop play before a counter attack becomes dangerous.

05.08.2025 10:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alternate headline: The most punchable man in Britain doesn't feel safe in public, tries to pretend this says something about anyone but him

04.08.2025 11:57 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, Hunter's Mark was usually my go to - particularly if you go Ranger 5 for extra attack before switching to Rogue levels. But Zephyr Strike's a really nice fall back/alternative, particularly if you find yourself surrounded by melee threats

02.08.2025 09:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2014 does have options for this - obviously environment dependent, but Umbral Sight and Cunning Action both can self gain advantage. But I'd also tend to pick up Zephyr Strike on a Ranger/Rogue for another tool.

02.08.2025 09:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever the actual result, Italy should be disqualified for this lime green kit #EngvIta #Euro2025

22.07.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a woman walking on a frozen lake . Alt: Elderly woman with 2 shopping bags splashing around in ankle deep water
17.07.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just dropping in at #MethodistConf for the afternoon, come say hi

30.06.2025 12:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@awkward-turtler.bsky.social

27.06.2025 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Objectively, I haven't slept properly in weeks, because it's heckin warm

24.06.2025 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only time I've ever had to queue was when I was a student and about a dozen of us went straight to the polling station from the same lecture.

19.06.2025 10:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0