Sage with the Eye

Y’all is a bag of raccoon teeth an acceptable gift to give a crush?

The wait at Planned Parenthood is so long that one of the other waiting patients ordered DoorDash

Things have escalated to bright green mullet, people

Nooo! Get well soon Momma 💜💜💜

Oh ok, so you’re getting it secondhand?
Lemme at the SOURCE

You can get your nose down there normally?

My bestie just sent me a message “Work motivation” and then sent me a picture of her armpit

I feel a little called out, but mostly I feel flustered

So I have a bright green mullet now
Homie says I look like a punk skunk

I am having so much fun

What if I changed my name AGAIN

God damn the system
I screwed it over once, but it screws me over every day!

Those rat bastards

Hhhhhh

Oh neat, I didn’t know my state changed to blue
I hate it here 😑

I am experiencing inelastic demand
I will dig the parasites out of our democracy with a screwdriver if I must

Is that a Dharma wheel tattoo?

Oh damn, I didn’t know it had a special name

The fuck is a paunch?
I’m a visual learner btw

Damn I saw a post about bugs I was gonna respond to after doing a little research, but now I cannot find it

Insects need to sleep
All animals need to sleep
If they don’t sleep they die
But we do not seem to quite know whyyyyy they need to sleep

I’m halfway there

Always wish upon a star 💫

And yet somehow not nearly enough

Y’all I’m SO fucking horny

Watch more movies, or like, watch more indie movies? Like I don’t wanna say getting away from the big studios will be night and day, but there’s some genuinely fantastic cinema that has come out in the last decade

I loooove you

I sign desperately “YES”

I have got to get more dykey and possibly more butchy

I’m pretty sure that’s all of ‘em sis

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️