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@nocturnalibpool

#LFC #YNWA Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering. Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.

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Slot is so obsessed with PSG that he thinks it’s simply telling the midfielders to keep changing positions.

Anyone with a bit nous knows it’s Vitinha who is the trigger.

11.03.2026 15:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They haven’t run out of excuses yet.

11.03.2026 09:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A few of us have been banging this drum for a while already.

This is one of the major reasons I want a change. If the leader doesn’t even know what it is, there is no hope. Muscle memory helped last season but he’s taken that away from the old boys & not helped the new ones.

11.03.2026 09:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Needs to change the BGM to one of those circus theme ones.

11.03.2026 09:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anyone thinking we press high is clearly mistaken what a high press or a press even means.

Including the head coach.

11.03.2026 09:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What is this Super Bayern Munich team?

10.03.2026 21:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spurs what?!!!!!!!!

10.03.2026 20:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s truly telling is that pretty much no one is even surprised by this performance anymore.

Just apathy.

10.03.2026 20:13 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Newcastle making Barcelona look like Liverpool.

10.03.2026 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of the worst things to have happened to football is defenders putting their arms behind their backs.

10.03.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think it just sunk in.

What a horrendous painful watch.

10.03.2026 19:50 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎵 Arne Slot

Nah.

10.03.2026 19:43 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Anfield factor is more based on hope than expectations these days to be completely honest.

10.03.2026 19:41 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tell me an attacking pattern from this season.

Some people need to be brave enough to admit we’re badly coached & badly trained.

10.03.2026 19:35 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It just doesn’t look like he’s adjusting anything.

10.03.2026 19:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Real Madrid’s interests resurfaced over the weekend & we see this version of Ibou.

10.03.2026 19:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can only give you best V.

10.03.2026 19:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Always wonder if he makes the changes to address weaknesses in our game or it’s just changing personnel with no actual plan at all.

10.03.2026 19:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s bloody comical.

10.03.2026 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Choice of passes have been quite bad, let alone the execution.

10.03.2026 19:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah genuinely can’t see value attacking wise to not have the right back overlapping. Leaves Mo with a bigger crowd to face & further away from goal, which doesn’t help with his recent tendency to kick the ball towards their shins.

10.03.2026 18:55 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is a team that has no game intelligence. There’s no need to rush.

10.03.2026 18:28 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who hasn’t been?

10.03.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We can’t even blame Cody.

Slot protecting his son. Elite chess.

10.03.2026 18:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No system in the madness.

10.03.2026 18:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’re finding joy between the lines. Need to capitalise.

10.03.2026 18:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Salah was free there.

Limitation of Grav in seeing a pass.

10.03.2026 18:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Joe Gomez has been sleeping.

10.03.2026 17:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of cos tasked Macca with marking the opposition most dangerous header.

10.03.2026 17:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just ordered chicken broth congee with spicy chicken & chicken liver.

A Liverpool win is certain. The chicken won’t die in vain.

10.03.2026 17:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0