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Live Nation restricts ticket buying and selling exclusively to bots
For those lacking context because it has, in fact, been 14 years:
whatever.scalzi.com/2012/05/15/s...
Certain dudes are still upset with me when I said in 2012 that here in the US, being a straight white male is living on the lowest difficulty setting of life. From here on out I'm just going to refer them to these DOGE staffer depositions, and then tell them to go fuck themselves.
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
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IT IS TIME
The man looked up from his beach chair.
"Really?" He said. "I've only just retired."
Death held up a timer. A single grain was about to fall. And then... It didn't.
CURIOUS
Vetinari shrugged.
"I've only just discovered drinks with little umbrellas. I'll let it fall in a bit" 1/17
I can't say that I'll be boycotting Chili's as it has been years since I've been in one, and you can't really boycott a restaurant you already don't go to. That said, I'll be happy not to change my habits, transphobia leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Italian Engineer 1: "Okay, that should do for the Ottawa client."
Italian Engineer 2: "I hear Canada gets cold - like up in the Alps - should we use the ice-proof catenary?"
Engi 1: "Well, what's the altitude of the city?"
Engi 2: "...fifty to one-fifty meters."
Engi 1: "NAH, no snow that low."
we dare you to find a museum more ready
1. Julia Angwin is awesome.
2. I checked Ohio's laws and if I am also in this "expert review" database (I can't go in and check, I don't have an account), Grammarly also violated my publicity rights under the laws of my state.
codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised...
When the fart breaks bad
Honestly at this point in my life I'm very much why the hell would I go to a mid-tier chain restaurant when every city in the US with a population over 5,000 has a probably kickass locally-owned Mexican restaurant that serves better food much cheaper
thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history
March Hotel - Day 12
#marchhotel26
March Hotel - Day 11
#marchhotel26
An illustration of two frogs pulling wheelie luggage. Text reads: It’s Just Us* * and our years of emotional baggage Jaunty Art 26
It’s Just Us*
I swear, by the time the hospital gets back for the ultrasound, your 'bleeding event' will have stopped completely.
"An investigation has been launched after customers using Bank of Scotland, Lloyds and Halifax apps reported being able to see other users' transactions on their accounts."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cat tail wrapped around my hand
Tried to move. The tail reacted to stop me.
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”
According to every metric, experience and thought experiment, I have come to the conclusion I am a man. Except for this frozen lasagna package which clearly states I must be a family of four.
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND?
My fellow Glaswegians, if this man doesn't get Freedom of the City or a similar honour for his bravery might I suggest we start referring to 'Union Corner' as 'Kongira Corner' when its rebuilt?
Thread, and also, what the actual fuck
Who this "moderator" was should not be allowed to go near a book event again
