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This also belongs in this thread I guess lmao

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06.03.2026 06:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except you passive voiced the hell out of your own headline lmao.

"which country's forces had fired at it." Foh, the New York Times

06.03.2026 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
San Diego Padres 21, Seattle Mariners 4, Bottom 6th

San Diego Padres 21, Seattle Mariners 4, Bottom 6th

It's only spring training, it's only spring training, it's only spring training

05.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
16th Tottenham Hotspur, 29 matches played, 7-8-14, -7 goal differential, 29 points
17th Nottingham Forest, 29 matches played, 7-7-15, -15 goal differential, 28 points
18th West Ham United, 29 matches played, 7-7-15, -19 goal differential, 28 points
19th Burnley 29 matches played, 4-7-18, -26 goal differential
20th Wolverhampton Wanderers, 30 matches played, 3-7-20, -30 goal differential, 16 points

16th Tottenham Hotspur, 29 matches played, 7-8-14, -7 goal differential, 29 points 17th Nottingham Forest, 29 matches played, 7-7-15, -15 goal differential, 28 points 18th West Ham United, 29 matches played, 7-7-15, -19 goal differential, 28 points 19th Burnley 29 matches played, 4-7-18, -26 goal differential 20th Wolverhampton Wanderers, 30 matches played, 3-7-20, -30 goal differential, 16 points

Tottenham Hotspur 1-3 Crystal Palace FT

Tottenham are one point from relegation

Remaining League Matches

at. Liverpool Mar 15
v. Forest Mar 22
at. Sunderland Apr 12
v. Brighton Apr 18
at. Wolves Apr 25
at. Villa May 2
v. Leeds May 9

05.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Again, I'm so glad my priors keep being confirmed

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05.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nate Silver wannabes need to STOP

05.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The pack never stops growing!

05.03.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gary Alexander Scott:  Is that frickin' Edge from WWE?

RedArmyFraction: Is that ... is that Kelsey Grammar

Gary Alexander Scott: Is that frickin' Edge from WWE? RedArmyFraction: Is that ... is that Kelsey Grammar

Inside of you are two wolves

05.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This might be the worst vibes of any sports team on the planet. You can just feel the yuck lmao

05.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tottenham bellowing "it's Morbin' time!" as the first half comes to a close

05.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brace for Sarr. Fans leaving. 3-1 Palace in 45+6

05.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an elite level hate watch

05.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please let Spurs go down, I really want to see that

05.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WAKE UP THE BAILEYS

28.02.2026 08:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nuh uh, just not posting on here too much

28.02.2026 07:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HB c:

28.02.2026 07:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 07:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fell for it again award

28.02.2026 07:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 8891 ๐Ÿ” 1683 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72 ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

Statsboye - day to day (left shoulder, slept funny)

27.02.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My sincere apologies to @ozhawkx.bsky.social and @digitalsteve.bsky.social

27.02.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The text is upside down.

27.02.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody loves an own goal more than Keir Starmer.

27.02.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

only the greens can stop reform, a vote for labour is utterly wasted right now, they are collapsing everywhere

27.02.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2204 ๐Ÿ” 411 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

yay good news! :-)

27.02.2026 07:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
New A.C.A. Plans Could Increase Family Deductibles to $31,000
The Trump administration is proposing Obamacare plans that it says will lower health insurance premiums. But critics warn they would make care unaffordable.

New A.C.A. Plans Could Increase Family Deductibles to $31,000 The Trump administration is proposing Obamacare plans that it says will lower health insurance premiums. But critics warn they would make care unaffordable.

On February 26th, the editor of this article wrote in response to a $31,000 deductible: "But critics warn they would make care unaffordable.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/h...

26.02.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The BBC and BAFTA operators left in the racial slur specifically to create discourse and animosity between marginalized communities. You should not give them any good faith or benefit of the doubt. They meant that, and you should react accordingly.

26.02.2026 10:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh. It's preseason. I didn't know. I'm sorry :(

26.02.2026 08:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whaddya mean the Australian Football League is back already

26.02.2026 08:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kansas is criminalizing the existence of trans people

I need journalists to care about this

Kansas is forcing trans people out of public life

I need journalists to care about this

Kansas is making it impossible for trans people to exist in the most fundamental ways

I need journalists to care

26.02.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 82 ๐Ÿ” 54 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, dominance? The US has only one 1 of the World Baseball Classic iterations. The others being Japan in 2006, Japan in 2009, Dominican Republic in 2013 and Japan in 2023. Seems like it's Japan's dominance

26.02.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0