Asking for MYSELF
Asking for MYSELF
Any good astrology for eloping in 2026??
Literally cannot wait to move back to my Venus line (in four days!!!!)
Need every witch out here to send me all the good vibes to win a literal COURT CASE (in small claims) against my evil landlord tomorrow
I feel so out of control right now everything is going so wrong and I just need ANY FUCKING WIN!!!!!!! Fuck eclipse season fuck nodes square my sun/rising fuck Saturn rx in Pisces back in my 10H
Trying to find housing while the south node transits your 4th house is DARK SIDED
Nothing says βyouβve been servedβ like Mercury moving into Libra huh
My dentist is my 1st house Uranus transit (sheβs a Gemini)
NO SATURN YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO BACK INTO PISCES WTF
Been so focused on Uranus on my ascendant but forgot it will literally oppose my sun and square my moon before thatβ¦β¦β¦
Deciding I only need to flirt and crush on Aries placements because theyβre the only ones who donβt run away scared
Hey so what did they put in this new moon cause vibes are so rancid
Humbling!
Told my work crush I have a crush on them. They asked why. I tell them why. They politely decline π₯² lol
SHOUT OUT TO THESE TRANSITS RN ACTUALLY CANCER TRANSITS HAVE NEVER DONE ME WRONG ACTUALLY I LOVE YOU CANCER MOON OKAY THANK YOU MOMMY TRANSITS
Yeah I was worried about that too, but Iβm in a Saturn year right now so Iβm hoping that helps me have some limits with the spending!!
Can a financial astrologer tell me what to do while both Venus and Jupiter are in Cancer in my 2nd house??
Am I going to have a consistent sleep schedule while Uranus is in my 1st house? TBD!!!!!
Corporate America is doing great yβall (I work at a grocery store)
Wow I forgot how much angular Mars transits SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
Thatβs soooo real
Wondering why everyone is being nitpicky assholes today and I realized Mars just moved into Virgo
And I am RECEIVINGGGG
I know everywhere is a hellscape when it comes to moving rn but living in a very small and rural college mountain town means finding Normal People housing and not student/tourist housing is nearly impossible or itβs crazy expensive so I NEED THISSSS
MOON IN MY 4TH HOUSE RN AND MIGHT HAVE FOUND A NEW HOUSE TO MOVE INTO THAT IS CHEAPER AND BETTER THAN MY CURRENT HOUSE AND CLOSER TO WOOOOORK OMG PLEASE MANIFEST EVERYONE SORRY FOR YELLING!!!!!!
Honestly all of this aligns so far
Yβall wtf is gonna happen when Uranus enters my first house I cannot even process
My most annoying employee has a Pisces moon just like me π and our suns are opposite and she has mars conjunct my sun. So yeah no surprise I canβt stand her annoying ass
The way Jupiter isnβt even in my 2nd house yet but I am somehow unintentionally accumulating so many bills that I genuinely wonβt know how to pay once that transit hits hahahahaha
Literally youβre at your dumbest then and you should embrace it