Hi! The Onion and Bluesky are throwing a party at South By Southwest in Austin on Saturday. It's free and spots are limited, so sign up nowish.
We did this last year and only a handful of people died, so we're hoping to keep those numbers down once again!
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10.03.2026 19:01
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The hair flips are great!
10.03.2026 19:13
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Ah! That lego!!
10.03.2026 18:09
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Finished Iron Effigies are coming to the chop this Friday at 2pm PST! These were sculpted with @monsterclayusa and cold cast in iron powder/ urethane mixture. Feels and polishes like real metal! ( The blank preorder is shipping all this month!)
10.03.2026 17:42
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This is an escalation by DHS.
Six US Citizens and permanent residents are now home after being held over 30 hours at O’Hare, transferred to Broadview, and moved across state lines.
Community pressure got them home. So many more do not have that support.
09.03.2026 19:10
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Froooooooogs!!!!
09.03.2026 20:57
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Po Tay Toe
09.03.2026 18:09
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But one almost kills a little girl driving the big dumb robot, one can only find self worth driving the big dumb robot, and one is a clone that turns into a giant naked something that fuses with a robot. That’s not a great score card
09.03.2026 02:27
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But Jeremy, how else would you know about Shinji getting into the robot? And then all the sadness? Plus the sadness? And the twinks playing piano?
09.03.2026 01:30
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See you at Broadview today at 2pm after the Women's March!
08.03.2026 14:25
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UPDATE: Sunny, a U.S. citizen, is on her way home after being shipped across state lines overnight.
How the hell did this happen?
Press conference tomorrow at Broadview, where we will hear Sunny’s side of the story. More details soon.
07.03.2026 15:51
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I just left a concert fundraising for the National Immigrant Justice Center to head to Broadview.
Here’s why:
07.03.2026 05:27
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H.R. 7661 would harm so many publishers, authors, and readers. Only the smallest sliver of human experience would make it onto shelves. If you think kids deserve the world, you are against this bill - please read this article and call your reps.
06.03.2026 21:13
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Also medbot and pink kitty plushies please and thank you
06.03.2026 18:01
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NuCaloric burger shirt when Bungo????
06.03.2026 17:57
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Hello, friends.
We’ve just been alerted to the above email being circulated; it’s absolutely PHISHING SCAM
In the email, they announce hotel rooms for SPX are now available.
THIS. IS. FALSE. And not at all sent from us.
06.03.2026 14:23
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I’d say if you have a friend to run with, it’s much more fun than solo. With a homie you can yap and laugh while you get wrecked. Solo isn’t as much fun. At least for me
06.03.2026 10:23
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There are so many little details to discover but I never last long enough. It's a pretty game but also pretty stressful if you're not good at pvp
06.03.2026 07:04
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I love the look! I suck so bad at this tho
06.03.2026 06:50
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An in-Marathon-universe social graphic for a NuCaloric 187 burger. The capsule looking thing with a spout on either end is labeled "BURGER 2X [icon of a burger] Tastes like meat. Isn't." One spout is labeled "Mouth" and the other spout is labeled "Friend Mouth."
First night of Marathon running and I got stupid excited to exfil with a NuCaloric BURGER! I don't think I'm doing extraction shooter right.
06.03.2026 05:03
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The SPX Table Lottery is live and open until March 15th! We wanna see you there so don’t forget to fill out the form below.
05.03.2026 21:55
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DHS is unlikely to get any better under this regime, but it's sure fucking funny as fuck that she got fired by tweet while she was on stage! Jail next please
05.03.2026 21:17
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I love climbing and watching comps, but I think if you're not familiar with the sport competitions can be a bit slow. Seems like the Pro Climbing League is gearing its comp for wider audiences. Interested to see if this helps spread the sport more than watching Alex climb those damn dragons
05.03.2026 04:52
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25 47!
05.03.2026 02:18
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Holy shit!
04.03.2026 23:27
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Yes but also YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
04.03.2026 20:10
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Lookit these!!!!!!
04.03.2026 19:59
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