🔞 noodie! pervy pasta papi

the cackle I have cackled, thank you frog

Last night I went insane and made what I would describe as a devotional horny thread about Resident Evil

hi, sending you a small pile of hugs that you may dip into as needed <3

fujoshi are a sign of fertile soil, like a parasol mushroom in your potting soil. when you see them, even where you may not expect one, you should be grateful for their presence. it is a fortuitous sign of growth to come, and an inspiring reminder of their resilience and adaptability.

Oh..... Oh I have a mighty need....

trying out new brush with Angeal nip

#AngealHewley #FF7CC #FFVII #fanart

i hear tell it's #sefikuracrack2026 or something like that, so here's mechanic cloud fucking car sephiroth for your viewing pleasure (but don't tell him you're watching, he's shy) archiveofourown.org/works/81038211

omg hello hiii new pinned post

im grease! check tags in profile for easy perusin'

all art here is 🔞 this is an anti-censorship space and may contain "problematic" kink content, but all ships found here are tagged above. happy trails 🫡

OH MY GOD YES

I considered taking an excerpt from a later part with she/her Seph and just posting "is Noodie writing het porn?"

Excerpt of text that reads: Glenn's face that feels familiar from that time, something Sephiroth thinks might be satisfaction. He says, "Gods, you're so good, Seph," his voice dropped lower than usual, husky. And this time when he squeezes Sephiroth's ass, the gentleness has faded. The edges of Glenn's short nails dig into their skin, make the sound that comes out of them pitch high in a way that would embarrass them if it was in front of anyone else. The pain and the praise mix into something potent, leaves Sephiroth's head so pleasantly empty. There is only the heat of Glenn's nearness and the fine shiver of need that thrums through their skin and the aching arousal that's begun to make those soft panties stick in the front.

A lil wip Wednesday with a very genderful GlennSeph

Good luck!!!

ザックスとザックラ

I mean, he said it was very fun and he seemed like he was in a really good place at the time, so

Catching up on jjk and Higuruma....Oh.......

cw bondage //

even the punisher gets punished sometimes 🫢 #TRIGUN

cw bondage //

having a hard time catching vash the stampede? try laying some bait 😉

Tseng walks into his office, sniffs twice, and mutters, “It smells like gay shenanigans in here.”

QTP with women!

Happy (belated) Women's Day💪💕

I'm here and posting the old stuff again🫶
#rudereno #shinrafuckers

horny regular heats omega Reno vs highly suppressed stick up his ass alpha Rude who almost bit someone once when he was young so he's super uptight and refuses to let loose with anyone

Ahahaha to have this gif uno reversed on me so fast, thank you thank you

egg Seph in a sundress, ass covered in welts, I love thee so........

HEARD

Hype hype hype :D

One more time, please, Kni? ♡

aka Vash tormenting his overstimulated brother with marathon se—

Trimax #plantcest #KV

Have you ever seen a man so in love? :)

Trimax #plantcest

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