Laura Beth Harpe

Reading this as I just finished my 4th peanut butter oreo

So, am I supposed to delete TikTok or not? 😩

The horrors persist, but so does my tretinoin.

I wouldn't listen to him if I were them

The song that Diane Warren really should’ve won her elusive Oscar for

I don’t watch Love is Blind but I feel like everyone who does hates every season??? lol

Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.

Something about shredding chicken with a Kitchenaid mixer is sinister

There is a moment… when you’re rocking your sick baby to sleep and you’re singing his favorite songs and rubbing his back and telling him you love him… and then he sneezes right in your face. That’s the moment you know you’re going to get sick too. 😩🥲

I wanted to go to bed before 10, but didn’t quite make it because we were watching Harry Potter 😩

Sid’s mom is the true villain of Toy Story.

Re reading one of my favorite books of all time just to feel something

The Discover tab of Snapchat is absolutely terrifying

I told my 6 year old I was sad the snow had all melted and he said “I’m not sad. I love it.” #buzzkill

I love having ambience videos on in the background while I read but they have so many ads 🥲

I thought this was Andrew Tate for a second

How to get money without working???

What do I wear in the snow if I don’t have any ski gear???

Patrick Mahomes by himself is formidable, Patrick Mahomes with Travis Kelce is historic but Patrick Mahomes with Travis Kelce with Taylor Swift is invincible

I’d go a step further in the game on #RHOSLC. I want to know who the text was sent to!

That song sends chills down my spine

I signed up for Blue Sky but I will not join Red Note. I have to draw the line somewhere!!!

To me, “cancel the Oscars” is an understandable but short-sighted take that ignores a) how important the entertainment industry is to LA, b) how much that industry has suffered in recent years, and c) the potential fundraising opportunity of a televised awards show.

It’s extremely annoying that the three additional players added to the competition were more or less all the same archetype of person from the same type of show. #TheTraitorsUS

I’m still mourning My Lady Jane

What SSRIs are Bluey’s parents on?

I really wish I liked hot tea but I just don’t. I just need to accept it but I will continue trying.