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Now that I’ve seen it unfold in real time can confirm that mid 30s in the city = super late 20s, mid 30s outside the city = early 40s

14.03.2026 17:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Opinion | Careerism Is Ruining College (Published 2024)

here’s a student take from an ivy grad. imagine what it’s like for non-ivy students.

14.03.2026 14:47 👍 106 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

all that to say: yeah, colleges are being stubborn and resisting change. except the change that’s coming is a swing *back* to a more well-rounded educational experience.

(i’ll do that thread some other time, but there is indeed early data to support this.)

14.03.2026 14:50 👍 93 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
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#Klute

11.03.2026 05:54 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

We just keep on winning

13.03.2026 00:18 👍 50 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Gas prices got me actually using the tiny claustrophobic workout room in my building. I feel like a goldfish on a recumbent bike.

12.03.2026 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a beer on a bar facing outwards in a window 

love walkable neighbourhoods so l can easily grab a beverage or a bite to eat.
No big conspiracy I just don't wanna go far for stuff.

a beer on a bar facing outwards in a window love walkable neighbourhoods so l can easily grab a beverage or a bite to eat. No big conspiracy I just don't wanna go far for stuff.

not complicated

12.03.2026 13:46 👍 182 🔁 31 💬 5 📌 4

Here's my bottom line:

Much of what they are doing is bad.
Much of what they are doing is unpopular.
Pushback is working.
We are winning.
Keep fighting.
Be creative.
Push for what you'd want.
Allow for insiders and outsiders.
Realize that change takes time.
Reduce harm in the meantime.

11.03.2026 22:00 👍 2716 🔁 683 💬 24 📌 25
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Mr President sir, this is your top aide speaking. I am begging you to keep saying this brilliant line.

11.03.2026 22:51 👍 1015 🔁 231 💬 39 📌 34

I'm not a commodities guy but I don't know how many more events like this the markets will be willing to overlook because Trump occasionally shouts, "nearly done!" at a reporter from his golf cart.

11.03.2026 22:33 👍 3229 🔁 643 💬 43 📌 13
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The laid-off lawyers and PhDs training AI to steal their careers Experienced white-collar workers are now part of a miserable gig economy.

AI companies are paying screenwriters, lawyers, and other white-collar professionals to produce the training data needed to automate their jobs. I spoke with more than 30 workers about conditions inside this fast-growing and extremely secretive new gig economy.

10.03.2026 12:43 👍 245 🔁 121 💬 11 📌 48
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These onions will never make you cry After 20 years scientists have created Smile Balls — a no-more-tears variety that ends the misery of streaming eyes

Men will literally genetically engineer a new type of onion instead of sharpening their kitchen knife www.thetimes.com/article/ab55...

11.03.2026 13:29 👍 77 🔁 21 💬 4 📌 2
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AI Actor Tilly Norwood Drops Debut Single and Music Video ‘Take the Lead’: “I’m Just a Tool, but I’ve Got Life” Featuring Norwood flying through the clouds on a blow-up flamingo, the video begins with a note: "The following production was made by 18 real humans."

Who is this for? www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

11.03.2026 14:15 👍 79 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 21

For too long, this kind of behavior has been tolerated and normalized. Not just by politicians who willingly accept corrupt money and allow lobbyists to “persuade” them. But by the general population. The equally corrupt Supreme Court said it was okay to accept bribes. Doesn’t mean they have to.

11.03.2026 13:53 👍 40 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 2

The US has, in slightly over a year, torched what was once one of the best repositories of legal talent (the DOJ) in favor of...uh...total hacks now struggling under an impossible workload made all the more impossible by an administration that is acting without even the faintest color of law.

11.03.2026 00:11 👍 1364 🔁 238 💬 10 📌 10

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

10.03.2026 23:07 👍 5594 🔁 771 💬 37 📌 13
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Scientists Discover Way To Reverse Chemical Process Linked With Alzheimer’s Disease By watching Alzheimer’s-related protein clumping unfold second by second, researchers have uncovered new clues about the role of metal ions.

This amazing scientific advance may one day lead to either more effective treatments or dare I say perhaps a cure.
This is why it is vitally important to fund basic scientific research.
Scientists Discover Way To Reverse Chemical Process Linked With Alzheimer’s Disease share.google/Vm0hfSMfkGIc...

10.03.2026 15:56 👍 8510 🔁 2511 💬 170 📌 128
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Trump Declares Iran War Over But World War III continues

The Iran war now involves at least EIGHTEEN different countries.

That in itself should be a major story!
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-decl...

10.03.2026 22:52 👍 484 🔁 84 💬 13 📌 10
10.03.2026 23:00 👍 424 🔁 94 💬 6 📌 1
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It has begun, the #WALeg House has begun debate on the Millionaires Tax! This is the final vote in the House, and once it passes here (and the Senate concurs in any changes), then it's on to @governorferguson.bsky.social's desk to become law!

10.03.2026 00:46 👍 101 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 3
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 17215 🔁 3498 💬 304 📌 237

If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob

08.02.2026 02:54 👍 748 🔁 162 💬 30 📌 7
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Earlier tonight my TV failed to display 30 Rock in a way that I felt put me in Alec Baldwin’s headspace for the first time

10.03.2026 04:17 👍 1290 🔁 187 💬 29 📌 15

Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.

09.03.2026 20:05 👍 6178 🔁 1044 💬 187 📌 45
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Trump’s War Is Destroying the Global Economy Spiraling financial chaos might be the only thing that can force the president to pull back from this conflict.

On the one hand, Trump is destroying the global economy. On the other hand... www.thenation.com/article/poli...

09.03.2026 15:05 👍 72 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 1

8th March, International Women's Day.
A reminder that it's 2026 and the patriarchy is very much alive and kicking: protests almost 10 years ago, and @carolecadwalla.bsky.social's powerful read just a few weeks back. #InternationalWomensDay

theconversation.com/internationa...

08.03.2026 10:35 👍 207 🔁 68 💬 1 📌 1
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“International Women’s Day” ending up on the only 23 hour day of the year.

08.03.2026 15:59 👍 1414 🔁 342 💬 6 📌 10

And the gods did smile on Michael B. Jordan

07.03.2026 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me welcoming you to the wonderful world of hating Chalamet.

06.03.2026 16:09 👍 95 🔁 3 💬 10 📌 1