Duke [Caffeinated Beveragemancer]

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Sonic news outlets be like

Breaking news: the train heading to the mystic ruins will be departing soon

Digital watercolour illustration depicting the Pokémon Basculegion and Buizel. Buizel is riding on Basculegion's back as the pair swim through a large, open body of water. Basculegion's mouth is open wide in joy, and Buizel is throwing their arms back for the same reason. Buizel's tails are tied with a decorative band. There is text above them that reads, "Buizel and Basculegion boat to victory!" (There is a visual error where one of Basculegion's fins are improperly coloured, the colours extending far too outside of the box. Visual viewers can see this mistake, so I think it's fair for those relying on alt text to be aware of this mistake too...)

Basculegion's Big Break!

#Pokemon #Basculegion #Buizel

marill floating in a calm lake to lower your cortisol levels

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

the sunglasses stay ON during my medically induced coma

Computer. Show me bowser. Shirtless

A Rare Collection! ✨

But my pesis is gone. On account of the flaming sloppy

I drank a one cider

I got a blowed job from bowser and my penice looks like a charcoal briquette

ff8

A CASTLE IS A MASSIVE FORCE
A STRONGHOLD OF POWER!!!

1. My phone fucking autocorrected “forgot” into “for one” and I don’t notice. Why….
2. I also forgot about Nier and 999. Maybe I need more than 9 squares

The site is my9games.com btw

I forgot about Persona 5

List of Alex’s favorite games: Octopath Traveler, Zelda Twilight Princess, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Fire Emblem Awakening, Final Fantasy 14, Sonic Adventure 2, Tetris Effect, Tales of Zestiria, and Xenoblade Chronicles 3

I’m sure someone is going to @ me and tell me I somehow for one of my core memories

It’s time to see how much gluten you can really handle

that one friend that's too library: you could get that for free at the library

ff7

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

the johto kids r grown up millenials by now #fanart #pkmn

sketches of ike fire emblem (radiant dawn edition)

stared at browt so much i had a vision

AC6 Steel Haze Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”