The next Americans to be captured won't appreciate his words
The next Americans to be captured won't appreciate his words
This is the best case for nuclear annihilation I've heard yet
Hegseth's advocacy of war crimes is now such a frequent occurrence it draws scant attention. Thank goodness for Brian Finucane... bsky.app/profile/bcfi...
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i get this
Only 5 ? What's your secret?
Takes me seven minutes just to notice I haven't turned the water on yet.
Remember when "we have to burn the village in order to save it" was somewhere else?
UPDATE: There is no war, this is a war, the war ends soon, the war is just beginning, Iranβs nuclear program is gone, Iran could have a nuke in 2 weeks, Iran has no navy, Iran is planting mines, Iran is weak, Iran could attack California, oil is down which is good, oil is up which is good.
"The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money."
Who is the "we" here?
I'll change my name to Dollar Menu and dance naked in the streets with a Big Mac in each hand, if that's what it takes!
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
Theyβll play this in museums in future.
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Terrifying but essential reading thanks to the incomparable @sarahkendzior.bsky.social who writes that the Iran war βreminds people that Israel slaughters girls and the Epstein operation rapes them and the US government abets both.β
Sky Peoples in 2026?
Today, the Sky People are bringing the same energy.
Rage against sweaters became rage against masks
" The hacker expressed disgust at the presence of child abuse images on the device and left a message threatening to turn its owner over to the FBI, the person said."
This is the way
O hey there Q, how's therapy coming?
The bodies you mentioned. Are they buried at Zorro and/or on a Trump golf course?
Are they at Zorro or a Trump golf course?
This is K-12, college, and the cubical career it leads to, all wrapped up in one great description!
the president is literally playing chess. he is literally picking up the pieces and shoving them up his own nose. now he is literally putting ketchup on the chess board and eating it. he will literally shit his pants later. we will literally repeat this tomorrow.
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Peter Gabriel is a bible-y name...
Waiting for someone to save us is a long odds bet
I'm thinking it may be very close to extinction-level, but I'm an optimist.
The world's angriest Easter basket