Lettuce 🥬

There literally video of Trump saying the word numerous times before the election. But we’re supposed to ignore his dementia?

NYT: “Trump Says He’s Not Mentally Incapacitated, That Nurses Keep Stealing His Soup”

It’s an important test of not giving a shit to make sure you still don’t give a shit from a variety of locations and angles.

Jack’s not going to like that

Keeping in mind she joined the race after Talerico

This you?

“I’m not impacted, I don’t know the senate race dynamics, the history or the candidates, but I’m going to suggest conspiracy theories anyway…”

I don’t watch those shows for quality.

We're goin' up, up, up,
it's our moment
You know together we're glowin'
Gonna be, gonna be Gowron
— Golden, as sung by a kid whose parents were way too into Star Trek

They benched Benson and Stabler?

This should be an episode of all three L&Os

America needs a return to politically subversive vaudeville.

Jon Stewart constantly does.

I will always hate that lazy brain worm for quitting before the job was done.

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

The Canadian Cinematic Universe

Of NAMBLA maybe

May he lose a third time in the ratings.

My cat will climb into the bath with me, yet run away in panic at the sound of the sink. Cats are weird.

Ah a lawsuit machine! Finally.

indubitably

They say it’s rude to celebrate death. So I’ll celebrate the silence.

You’ll be needing more space in your trophy case. I cant wait for the next movies.

Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.

They did explain it in-show. Both the flayer and Vecna were weakened in the joint attack, which succeeded because it was a surprise.

Please don’t make me defend this dumb fun show further.

My psychic abilities have always failed to account for environmental factors

I was off by two weeks and three days.

Jan is a saint. I worked with her and there are few journalist with more integrity and skill, and fewer people more worthy of praise. These assholes need to fuck right off.

Maybe grinch attributes are positive part of Who dna, just like Neanderthal genes in Homo Sapiens DNA allowing us to successfully live in high altitudes.

That means some Who and Grinch hybrids weren’t sterile.