Saltpeter, John

Liza's memoir dropped yesterday!!!

Fractions are for measuring and exaggerating

It only let me vote once

I honestly thought that we wouldn't have to worry about homophobia/biphobia/transphobia with this fandom. The fuck was I thinking???

Read this post. Then read Mo Ryan's excellent book Burn it Down

I read to live...

Turns out it's The Jellicle Ball, not The Juggalo Ball. I'm gonna have to rethink my whole makeup strategy...

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

I'm so sorry, Matt

I'm the only person I know who's waiting for Lost Boys to open before I buy a ticket for Death of a Salesman

And as anyone who's scene Funny Girl knows, every third lobster is free, so it's even more than you thought

Close enough

I didn't think I could respect Ephron more, but here we warw

She's wonderful in it. Underneath the make-up and wigs and persona was a very talented actor

OMG OMG OMG

Money does not equal art.

A still of Carol Channing from the 1968 Otto Preminger film, Skidoo. Channing is singing the title song in a long platinum wig and an admiral bicorn hat. She's flanked by hippie-looking musicians

TherapySpeak: You need to learn to sit with the uncertainty

Translation: You've gotta see the color that's between the black and white,
The groovy little in-between!
- Nilsson
"Skidoo" from Skidoo
As sung by St. Carol of Channing

I already sing and dance in the street and I'm depressed af

The one obvious scam I'm most likely to fall for is "I'll draw the person you'll marry"

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

That was so messed up.

The Vietnam vet vs the ex-stripper is my favorite. They've been locked into this for so long they couldn't survive without each other. And they keep calling each other gay which is 🤣🤣🤣

OMG OMG OMG
The Mediator, the Shoreline Defender, the First Amendment Autitor, the battling Dungeon Masters, these people come with their own character names!!!

This sounds more like an admission of guilt tbh

I would have been so disappointed if you'd slept through this one 👍

I apologize for nothing! 🧐

And I happen to have zero plans this weekend! 👍

Seriously @bsky.app, stop refreshing when I open another app IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING A POST!!! I'm trying to check my facts, something I'd think you'd encourage

Is that the recommendation it sounds like?

That was Norman Jewison