T. Jizz

I would pet them all

Missing summer already

I’m expected to work for another 30+ years when in reality I have a week max left in me

My hair is purple

It’s on streaming now anyways 😌

You had to buy the EGO hair dye!

I literally cannot motivate myself to work this week. I’d rather be doing anything else

True!!!!

Mom and Dad are in the studio again. The power of Pride month

Going on a Voyage this weekend

The fact that these plants used to be $3200+ for a plant half the size of this, 3 years ago and now they are $20 in Lowes….

Work time and after work time flow at 2 different rates because why does a work day last 8 months and free time last 20 seconds? 🫩

I want a backyard green house

SO TEAR MY LUNGS OUT

The way I need to live in Florida grows stronger every day. No cold, 365 theme parks, amazing nature, thunderstorms, perfect weather for tropical plants all over inside and outside. 🫩

I wonder if all Excel networks are connected & intertwined like the ending of Annihilation, if so can someone use a flash bang and take one for the team and kill The Shimmer (Excel)

FUMING I CAUGHT MIKES GUITAR PICK AND LOST IT SOMEHOW BUT THE SHOW WAS IMPECCABLE LIKE OMFGGGGG

The idea of being at the On The Border at MCO with lots of margaritas during a severe thunderstorm and then taking the shuttle to an uber to seaworld and riding Mako (right after the storm ends) sounds amazing right now

I hope Spiritbox plays Rule Of Nines when i see them in 2 weeks cuz yes i will ascend

Ill taje the first 90° day

I was very lucky and got to experience it yesterday as a guest! It’s amazing. Photos don’t do it justice!

I am obsessed like you don’t understand, seeing this and getting to experience everything before the public was insane. Pictures do not do it justice

An up close look at the Chronos, the entrance to Epic Universe.

Universal Orlando has shared an official look from the ground of four of the five worlds of Epic Universe, officially opening on May 22nd.

I miss Epic Universe already I wanna go back now now now now now now now now now now now now now

Children should not be allowed on flights that I am on. Like please

Epic Universe tomorrow!!!!!

If you have to do other peoples jobs at your job it should be the law that you get paid their salary on top of your own salary

Like why tf am i doing your work on top of my work and not being compensated

Yes I cannot wait to send another 1,200 individually personalized emails because my job didn’t think the the first round of 1,200 was enough!!!!!

Love having people that have no tech or logistics background making DUMB ASS FUCKING DECISIONS

“I know an island that breathes is a body that eats

A̵͈͝N̵̘̊D̶̗͐ ̴̼̈́N̶͓͝O̵͉͝W̸̝̔ ̵̧̀I̶̛͈T̸͎͆’̶͔͊S̶̥̚ ̶̨̈Ś̴̲H̴̫̄O̶̫͗W̸͉̅I̸̮͂N̶͔̎G̵̘͆ ̴̦͘I̸͓̽T̵̡͆Ṡ̴͔ ̷̺͠T̸̜̍È̸͙Ē̴̜T̵̟̈́H̵͍̆”

And then i go crazy