Megan Fox will be the death of me…
Megan Fox will be the death of me…
How I’d fuck my best friend… in a way that she deserves, while her beta bitch husband sits in the cuck chair, trying to get it up so he can cry wank.
90’s Madonna was so sexy…
The queue to give Olivia Wilde’s tits a glazing starts here… 💦
03:30 and I can’t sleep.
A wank it is… 💦
In the words of Nicolas Cage, “I could eat a peach for hours!”
Anyone want to come over? We’ll put on a movie. And if our clothes fall off and we end up touching each other… so be it.
Massive tits everywhere I look today…
Jesus… look at the calcium cannons on that! 😍