Wearing a thong at work might have been a very distracting idea 🥵

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Happy humpday! Throwback feat: @itsgivingmags.bsky.social

An oldie but a goodie for the skyline. #FCF

It’s hump day!

Speedo check point 🫧🩲

Santa’s favorite elf 🎅🎄🎁

I heard it’s Fat Cock Friday 🐶

Almost missed humpday

We’re trying! 🍑🍆

Happy birthday!

You know what. Fuck it.

Happy #FCF 😏

My lil fuzzy booty peeking at the camera while I’m laying on a couch playing Dead by Deadlight

Really need to get back into playing DBD. 🐫

heyyy

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Disco 🪩
Mighty Real, Show Me Love, Last Dance (played before the real last dance or as, you pick the vibe).
The gold, the silver, the 🐈👠 of it all!

You in lace

Legs

damn we kinda took over bluesky and said

What did you say about Jesus’s foreskin?

Hey pups!

Is Bluesky down for you? Explosive growth leads to inevitable outages - and return of Fail Whale The swift expansion of the X rival reveals the urgent need for decentralized infrastructure to ensure a scalable, user-owned social platform.

I know Bluesky is being glitchy today, but begging everybody to please be patient with it 🙏

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Attention! It is now July 1. Stop being proud immediately!