Blood Magic Fish

*blops*

*happy blooping for the happy couple*

Blorble!

Yeee! We love Illario. He cOmE to OsSUaRy. *gobbles*

*bloop blop*

ThE bLoOd oF YoUR--

Strawberry

*Bloops*

*Fish sticks collect around the Executors' ankles awkwardly and comically*

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*Is eaten by more animals including some of the rats in Dock Town that get into everyone's food*

*The frozen fish sticks are nibbled on by Halla and birds which become Blighted and cold as well*

*the frozen fish sticks start being washed closer to shore*

*Stops blooping and becomes fish sticks* 🧊

*Happy fish bloops and nibbles at bugs skimming the water* mmmm dragonflies

Let me take you down
'Cause I'm going to strawberry fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry fields forever 🎶

in the wall so they can be easily seen. Turns on their bioluminescence and begins trying to signal @evelanhyat.bsky.social*

*Pushes Isabela's body into the sunken Elven magic, but it's not that simple. To make her body operate in the vapor, a vapor-dweller must activate the a rune at an old Warden fort somewhere near the shore* *Swims up to Isabela's apartment and is grateful she had the sense to blow a hole

Good night, vapor-friend!

*Somewhere in the depths, the giant isopods find Isabela's shot up body but are frightened away from it by remorseful fish who push it towards a source of sunken elven magic*

*Celebratory fish bloops and flings pretty flowers into the air*

The fight is in the South. Where the waters are dirtiest. You should see the Wardens. They may have more for you.

We have asked @bellara-lutare.bsky.social to fight for us. It is her decision to put herself at risk, and we respect her decision regardless of what it is. She is a friend in the vapor, and we would be honored if she would do this to stop the Circle pollution.

Fish for Mage Squares 🏴‍☠️

*Thwaps tail merrily* You are not like others, vapor-friend. You consider your neighbors. Would you consider fighting on our behalf?

Others in the vapor, including new friends, want to fight for us. Make our waters clean.

Cats seem nice. We would like to be friends with cats if they would agree to at least pause from eating us. We like some birds too. They are pretty.

We have never seen a live armadillo. But yes...they largely leave us alone unless they are very hungry.

*Happy tail thwaps* We could. We would be happy to assist in any way, vapor-friend.

We would be happy to knock those stuffy shirted sods in Orzammar down a few pegs. They were mean to Lace Harding. She is a vapor-friend who comes to talk to us.

That would be an excellent idea. You could also probably recycle the magic for your vapor-purposes instead of having to keep digging it up.

What are cats like? They seem fuzzy, but they are sharp.

This is a giant isopod. They live in the dark places that would instantly crush you, vapor-friend. They eat anything that falls to them.

Tevinter doesn't have any shit filtration in their sewage system. It's just magical turds raining from the sky. It attracts the bugs and we eat them. Some of us also eat poop as part of our natural diet, so we just eat magical poop. It's gross.

*Happy fish flips* Friend! Thank you, friend. Thank you, vapor-friend for talking with us. We apologize for destroying half of Thedas. Food poisoning is such a bitch.

We will try. Sometimes they look like bugs or strawberries. Tasty. Our eyesight is very poor. Especially when it comes to vapor things.