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Schools, teacher education, and governance. MAT trustee. Manager in a SCITT. Governor of a primary. Dad. Was MAT Head of CPD, Manager at Ambition Institute. Secondary English teacher.

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1. I Try. Macy Gray
2. Fisherman's Blues. Waterboys
3. Nothing Compares 2 U. Sinead O'Connor
4. Lover You Should Have Come Over. Jeff Buckley
5. Can't Take My Eyes off You. Frankie Valli

#FridayFive longing

27.02.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was talking to a primary DHT who's exploring getting a company to dig a heated covered pool on the school grounds, which I'd assume is crazy expensive but apparently stacks up favourably against bussing kids to the local leisure centre. The company that does it gets lots of interest from schools

23.02.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People who left the UK because of Brexit will surely be delighted by the prospect of spending half a mil to join a club set up by Liz Truss

22.02.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My knowledge not quite encyclopedic enough to not just repeat what others have shared, so will share this 'metal bands per capita' map of Europe

13.02.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At first glance, in this universe, peoples' legs taper to a sharp point and they don't have feet. But the single man seated on the right *does* have feet. So... it's just this couple?

13.02.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So, the smartphone ban in schools is going well โ€ฆ the Stephen Collins cartoon What are the implications of the smartphone ban for education?

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

09.02.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been waiting 11 years for chaos with Ed Miliband

07.02.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've genuinely spent the last hour or so thinking it's Sunday afternoon, mentally planning out my work day for tomorrow, etc. Just clocked it's actually Saturday ๐Ÿ˜‚

Result!

07.02.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ THESE FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!!

06.02.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 264 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

I know, I don't think you force staff to work for free ;)

06.02.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The campaign for a Parliament of Maniacs starts here

06.02.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This innovative new budgeting approach will make you a hero at the ESFA.

06.02.2026 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Take me to the hospital. The Prodigy
2. Hurt. Johnny Cash covering NIN
3. St James Infirmary Blues. White Stripes version
4. Rehab. Amy Winehouse
5. Streams of whisky. The Pogues

#FridayFive

06.02.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or take the cost of it and stick it in the actual education budget

06.02.2026 08:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You've quoted me ยฃ500 million fpr my kitchen refit. That's a bit steep! I was expecting it to be a couple of grand"

"Well yes, because of course we took the liberty of adding a MASSIVE HI-TEC SUBTERRANEAN BATCAVE which we thought you'd quite like"

06.02.2026 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซก

05.02.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gave Phil (of Kirsty and Phil fame) a friendly nod of acknowledgement thinking for a second that he was an acquaitance. To be fair, he smiled and nodded back.

05.02.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A year ago I was convinced I was sitting next to actress Diane Rigg in The Cow in Notting Hill, so I surrepticiously Googled her.

This confirmed I was not sitting next to her, and that she'd died in 2020.

05.02.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't look now Baroness Hale, but we've got a plan to fix politics. And it's a festival of prorogation.

05.02.2026 12:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate there would be a million unintended consequences & the public would hate it (and atm the legislative timetable is far too full), but what if parliament had a calendar more like that of a US state legislature? So they meet for short focussed bursts, and otherwise do something else

05.02.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the person has blocked everyone who liked a 'this is not good' quote tweet

03.02.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine are about to start secondary school and just starting to get old enough to make their way to school and back by themselves. This is a really good idea I'll be borrowing - thanks!

03.02.2026 08:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely think this is a lot smarter than a crumpled shirt and blazer kept in a teenager's floordrobe. One of my proggier opinions is to get rid of suits as school uniforms (and I think a smart polo top rather than shirt/tie is fine for male teachers too....)

03.02.2026 07:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think its something that can't be said enough (in a kind way) to the growing consultant/central staff class (that I am part of). Remember when talking to in-school staff that they are working at significantly faster pace than anyone else in education. And then act with the commensurate humility.

01.02.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Fast car. Tracy Chapman.
2. From the morning. Nick Drake
3. Lord, let that Tesla crash. CMAT
4. Disco 2000. Pulp
5. Me and Julio down by the schoolyard. Paul Simon

#FridayFive

30.01.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Thank you for your letter. On reflection we have decided to amend the state pension age, for you personally, to one hundred and nineteen."

27.01.2026 07:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed. My 64 y-o mum who is a renter with no private pension on minimum wage is absolutely well aware that her SPA is 67 because there's no possible way she could stop working befote then. Paying tax/NI to fund already well-off mortgage-free early retirees the absolute last thing we shd be doing.

27.01.2026 07:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Jimi Hendrix. All along the watchtower. Isle of Wight
2. Pink Floyd. Comfortably numb. Live at Pompeii
3. Breed. Nirvana. Live at the Paramount
4. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Free bird. Live at Oakland
5. Prodigy. Breath. Glasto 25

#FridayFive

16.01.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Repetition of #1 from elsewhere?

Will swap out for Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free bird - Live at Oakland โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŽค

16.01.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0